Just one quick bitch ...

[Charlotte Quin]

What's friend zone stuff?

Stupid guys I've met on dating sites and only being friends with them at the moment but not being sure if they want to date me.

[Adam]

ocd and stomach

[Parts]

You would think returning somebodies lost  Kindle would have been worth a six pack or something

[Peter]

You would think returning somebodies lost  Kindle would have been worth a six pack or something

I got a couple of bottles of beer and a chocolate orange when I returned someone's phone on xmas day.

[eris]

I found someones phone once.

So, I called it - was some sweet old lady and she thanked me a thousand times, and said it was her sons phone, ( a grown man ) and would call me to arrange pickling it up.

He calls, rude. "where is my phone"

I told him i had it, and if he could meet me near 711 I could give it to him

Not good enough, he wanted me to bring it to his house

well I told him I had to go to work so he had to met me at the 711, which was not far, or wait till tonight

He flipped out on me, saying he didn't have time for my bullshit.

Then he called me a "honkey bitch " (im guessing he could sear the whiteness in my voice over the phone)

So i told him I was throwing his phone in the creek, and I did

[eris]

second bitch


At the beginning of last summer, some homeless-looking guy asked me for like 30 cents  when i left this 6 pack shop.

Well I was in a good mood, so I told him that when my husband came out of the store I'd give him 30 cents.

So, he yells at me tells me "don't point he will get in trouble for begging". And he got this pissed off look on his face and told me to get the hell out of there.

I just smile , knowing what was going to happen, lol

So, out comes my husband like 5 seconds later. All six foot four of him.

"did you have something to say to my wife"

"no no no, I didn't say nothing !!!! no no, it's ok !!!"

 





This like this is the reason I hate 90% of people  

[bodie]

eris  -  good on you   re your first bitch and i hope it was a shitty creek too

re 2nd bitch  - something similar happened to me,  only i had a rather short, stoned, fuckwitt with me and the ending wasn't quite the same   
(6ft 4"  bet he was handy at painting the ceiling lol)

[eris]

yes my husband did come in handy for a few things one of the only men I looked "up" to.

We're not together anymore, and it is funny - the guys i see now always say something funny like "well, can he beat me up"

and I say, "uh, no ... not at all"

Lies, all of it. My ex could kill them, all of them - dead.

Im not going to tell THEM that, though

['andersom']

Ex.

["couldbecousin"]

Ex.

That must be the quickest bitch ever!   

[eris]

Ex.

That must be the quickest bitch ever!   

I can relate, though


All I have to think is "ex" and I feel the same

["couldbecousin"]

Ex.

That must be the quickest bitch ever!   

I can relate, though


All I have to think is "ex" and I feel the same

I don't even have an ex! 

[Charlotte Quin]

Ex.

That must be the quickest bitch ever!   

I can relate, though


All I have to think is "ex" and I feel the same

Ditto!!

[Semicolon]

Ex.

That must be the quickest bitch ever!   

I can relate, though


All I have to think is "ex" and I feel the same

I don't even have an ex! 

Ask Squiddy. He might agree to be your evil ex.

[Charlotte Quin]

My dog snaps at me when I try to take him for a bath.

Oh but don't worry, I'll get him eventually.



I Will Get Him