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Offline Charlotte Quin

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17025 on: February 22, 2011, 07:38:13 AM »
Quote from: PuppetSockPenguin on February 22, 2011, 07:31:05 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on February 22, 2011, 07:21:47 AM
Quote from: PuppetSockPenguin on February 22, 2011, 07:12:56 AM
Quote from: YOURMUM on February 21, 2011, 05:32:22 AM
He's a virgin :facepalm2:

Not a dealbreaker, it's just......I dunno :-[ :-[

Virgins haven't had the opportunity to develop bad habits.

Virgins are trainable!  :eyebrows:

Exactly.

But I'm not good at leadership!!! :GA:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17026 on: February 22, 2011, 07:42:32 AM »
Quote from: YOURMUM on February 22, 2011, 07:38:13 AM
Quote from: PuppetSockPenguin on February 22, 2011, 07:31:05 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on February 22, 2011, 07:21:47 AM
Quote from: PuppetSockPenguin on February 22, 2011, 07:12:56 AM
Quote from: YOURMUM on February 21, 2011, 05:32:22 AM
He's a virgin :facepalm2:

Not a dealbreaker, it's just......I dunno :-[ :-[

Virgins haven't had the opportunity to develop bad habits.

Virgins are trainable!  :eyebrows:

Exactly.

But I'm not good at leadership!!! :GA:

You don't need to *tell* the guy what to do; just hit him on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper when he does something wrong, and he'll soon learn.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17027 on: February 22, 2011, 10:29:03 AM »
My wrist hurts, and I haven't done anything to make it hurt.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17028 on: February 22, 2011, 10:31:44 AM »
Quote from: PuppetSockPenguin on February 22, 2011, 07:42:32 AM
Quote from: YOURMUM on February 22, 2011, 07:38:13 AM
Quote from: PuppetSockPenguin on February 22, 2011, 07:31:05 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on February 22, 2011, 07:21:47 AM
Quote from: PuppetSockPenguin on February 22, 2011, 07:12:56 AM
Quote from: YOURMUM on February 21, 2011, 05:32:22 AM
He's a virgin :facepalm2:

Not a dealbreaker, it's just......I dunno :-[ :-[

Virgins haven't had the opportunity to develop bad habits.

Virgins are trainable!  :eyebrows:

Exactly.

But I'm not good at leadership!!! :GA:

You don't need to *tell* the guy what to do; just hit him on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper when he does something wrong, and he'll soon learn.

Too funny, telling a woman with a mighty gun in her avatar to use a rolled-up newspaper to keep a man in line.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17029 on: February 22, 2011, 12:59:49 PM »
It's cold as fuck outside.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17030 on: February 22, 2011, 01:01:38 PM »
Quote from: odeon on February 22, 2011, 12:59:49 PM
It's cold as fuck outside.

I keep hearing that expression. Why do people want to fuck at all, if it is cold?   :blonde:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17031 on: February 22, 2011, 01:05:56 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on February 22, 2011, 01:01:38 PM
Quote from: odeon on February 22, 2011, 12:59:49 PM
It's cold as fuck outside.

I keep hearing that expression. Why do people want to fuck at all, if it is cold?   :blonde:

It keeps you warm. :asthing:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17032 on: February 22, 2011, 01:07:21 PM »
Quote from: odeon on February 22, 2011, 01:05:56 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on February 22, 2011, 01:01:38 PM
Quote from: odeon on February 22, 2011, 12:59:49 PM
It's cold as fuck outside.

I keep hearing that expression. Why do people want to fuck at all, if it is cold?   :blonde:

It keeps you warm. :asthing:

Now I'm all confuzzled.   :GA:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17033 on: February 22, 2011, 03:54:04 PM »
A crazy lady is a tenant in the house I am working on and is making me crazy
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17034 on: February 22, 2011, 03:56:57 PM »
Quote from: parts on February 22, 2011, 03:54:04 PM
A crazy lady is a tenant in the house I am working on and is making me crazy

Can the owner do anything about her?  ???
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17035 on: February 22, 2011, 03:58:10 PM »
He could :arrr: her.  :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17036 on: February 22, 2011, 04:04:17 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on February 22, 2011, 03:56:57 PM
Quote from: parts on February 22, 2011, 03:54:04 PM
A crazy lady is a tenant in the house I am working on and is making me crazy

Can the owner do anything about her?  ???

It's a relative of the owner, she said she would talk to her

Quote from: TheoK on February 22, 2011, 03:58:10 PM
He could :arrr: her.  :zoinks:

I had moments this morning I had those ideas
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17037 on: February 22, 2011, 08:52:33 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on February 22, 2011, 10:31:44 AM
Quote from: PuppetSockPenguin on February 22, 2011, 07:42:32 AM
Quote from: YOURMUM on February 22, 2011, 07:38:13 AM
Quote from: PuppetSockPenguin on February 22, 2011, 07:31:05 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on February 22, 2011, 07:21:47 AM
Quote from: PuppetSockPenguin on February 22, 2011, 07:12:56 AM
Quote from: YOURMUM on February 21, 2011, 05:32:22 AM
He's a virgin :facepalm2:

Not a dealbreaker, it's just......I dunno :-[ :-[

Virgins haven't had the opportunity to develop bad habits.

Virgins are trainable!  :eyebrows:

Exactly.

But I'm not good at leadership!!! :GA:

You don't need to *tell* the guy what to do; just hit him on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper when he does something wrong, and he'll soon learn.

Too funny, telling a woman with a mighty gun in her avatar to use a rolled-up newspaper to keep a man in line.


It's not good to go overboard.  :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17038 on: February 22, 2011, 09:20:15 PM »
Exercise
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17039 on: February 23, 2011, 01:17:17 AM »
I found my hat!! :2thumbsup:


But now I've lost my phone ???
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