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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16560 on: January 26, 2011, 12:03:03 AM »
It must be the herb you haqve been smoking.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16561 on: January 26, 2011, 04:43:47 AM »
My brother made my mother cry.  :rage: :headexplode:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16562 on: January 26, 2011, 05:14:25 PM »
Hip and knee bothering me at the same time.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16563 on: January 26, 2011, 05:15:18 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on January 26, 2011, 05:14:25 PM
Hip and knee bothering me at the same time.

Is the knee bothering you because the hip forces you to walk the wrong way?   :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16564 on: January 26, 2011, 05:24:57 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 26, 2011, 05:15:18 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on January 26, 2011, 05:14:25 PM
Hip and knee bothering me at the same time.

Is the knee bothering you because the hip forces you to walk the wrong way?   :orly:
That would usually be the case. Hip and knee would alternate shifts in pestering me. But, out of the blue they now both joined forces.  :-\ Will pass, I guess.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16565 on: January 26, 2011, 05:34:50 PM »
Parking ban on tonight
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16566 on: January 27, 2011, 02:11:28 AM »
Damn, my alarm clock woke me up just as my sexy dream was heating up.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16567 on: January 27, 2011, 02:21:25 AM »
Oh, wonderfull

another psycopath that thinks he's a dom.

stop messaging me asshole, I said no   :finger:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16568 on: January 27, 2011, 02:24:22 AM »
Quote from: eris on January 27, 2011, 02:21:25 AM
Oh, wonderfull

another psycopath that thinks he's a dom.

stop messaging me asshole, I said no   :finger:
I read that as "massaging my asshole" before reading it right.  :LMAO:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16569 on: January 27, 2011, 02:28:11 AM »
Quote from: PPK on January 27, 2011, 02:24:22 AM
Quote from: eris on January 27, 2011, 02:21:25 AM
Oh, wonderfull

another psycopath that thinks he's a dom.

stop messaging me asshole, I said no   :finger:
I read that as "massaging my asshole" before reading it right.  :LMAO:

 :lol:

I turned some guy down and he got all butthurt and now he is flooding my inbox.

I really hate people sometimes. Like calling me a bunch of names is going to make me like you or something...
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16570 on: January 27, 2011, 02:31:46 AM »
Quote from: eris on January 27, 2011, 02:28:11 AM
Quote from: PPK on January 27, 2011, 02:24:22 AM
Quote from: eris on January 27, 2011, 02:21:25 AM
Oh, wonderfull

another psycopath that thinks he's a dom.

stop messaging me asshole, I said no   :finger:
I read that as "massaging my asshole" before reading it right.  :LMAO:

 :lol:

I turned some guy down and he got all butthurt and now he is flooding my inbox.

I really hate people sometimes. Like calling me a bunch of names is going to make me like you or something...
I usually reserve the dirty talk for the 2nd date and never when the waitress is in earshot.  :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16571 on: January 27, 2011, 02:35:08 AM »
He started demanding things. immediatly. and he also told me that if i didnt do what he told me to that I wasnt really kinky

I told him to fuck off

http://www.collarme.com/personals/v/889332/details.htm

what a douche. He flooded my inbox with over a hundred messages in like 10 minutes. I managed to get a hold of a webmaster and got him blocked.

Ive already got 5 people doing it right back to him though  :thumbup:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16572 on: January 27, 2011, 02:37:35 AM »
Quote from: eris on January 27, 2011, 02:35:08 AM
He started demanding things. immediatly. and he also told me that if i didnt do what he told me to that I wasnt really kinky

I told him to fuck off

http://www.collarme.com/personals/v/889332/details.htm

what a douche. He flooded my inbox with over a hundred messages in like 10 minutes. I managed to get a hold of a webmaster and got him blocked.

Ive already got 5 people doing it right back to him though  :thumbup:

So he's a sub now, in a manner of speaking.  :evillaugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16573 on: January 27, 2011, 02:39:26 AM »
Quote from: eris on January 27, 2011, 02:35:08 AM
He started demanding things. immediatly. and he also told me that if i didnt do what he told me to that I wasnt really kinky

I told him to fuck off

http://www.collarme.com/personals/v/889332/details.htm

what a douche. He flooded my inbox with over a hundred messages in like 10 minutes. I managed to get a hold of a webmaster and got him blocked.

Ive already got 5 people doing it right back to him though  :thumbup:
The name semenc should have tipped you off.  :autism:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16574 on: January 27, 2011, 02:42:58 AM »
uhh... I dont know what sevmenc means. I thought it was just random


I tried to google it just now, no luck.


btw. he wasnt the cute boy I was talking about earlier. I dont even think he is cute at all. I dont even know why I answered his message.


I think he might be a tad CRAZY  :screwy:
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