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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #165 on: March 07, 2007, 09:30:00 AM »
WOW!  What are the odds that three of us have daughters who have done the same thing?   :o

Well, all three are aspies. Unfortunately we have a tendency to be clumsy and unintentionally destroy things.

I don't think Odeon's daughter is an Aspie, but Ozymandias' daughter is.  My daughter is autistic, not AS.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #166 on: March 07, 2007, 09:44:25 AM »
WOW!  What are the odds that three of us have daughters who have done the same thing?   :o

Well, all three are aspies. Unfortunately we have a tendency to be clumsy and unintentionally destroy things.

I don't think Odeon's daughter is an Aspie, but Ozymandias' daughter is.  My daughter is autistic, not AS.

Well, auties are clumsy, not just aspies.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #167 on: March 07, 2007, 09:55:16 AM »

I as clumsy as a pinball, most of the time, but on my "light days", I can successfully cancel out most distractions in my mind and hyperfocus on my body movements and do some fairly dextrous things, including handwork on small intricate items, like building stereo amps. Fun stuff.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #168 on: March 07, 2007, 10:10:26 AM »
I'm often a klutz as well.  I can sew, but I prefer not to get too distracted while I am doing it.


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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #169 on: March 07, 2007, 11:20:36 AM »
My daughter will never fit the aspie mold. She was literally almost three when she began to talk, much more than grunting when she used hand signals. Her vocabulary, now, is that of a twelve year old (a little scary with her petite size - people still guess that she is four or five, instead of six) and her reading and math skills are far ahead of her peers. She has more than caught up with and even surpassed all those who talked at "normal" times.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #170 on: March 07, 2007, 01:32:14 PM »
I don't think Odeon's daughter is an Aspie, but Ozymandias' daughter is.  My daughter is autistic, not AS.

My daughter's as NT as they come.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #171 on: March 07, 2007, 11:33:55 PM »
My parents married in 1968. They still have a toaster and a mixer they bought back then that work. I wonder if a toaster or mixer I'd buy today would still work in 2046.  ::)

My parents bought a Sylvania TV in 1971 when I was born, they had that TV up untill 1989 when the stock-pile of extra tubes my dad bought ran out.  :-\

The TV I STILL have is a Mitsubishi my sister bought in 1991.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #172 on: March 08, 2007, 02:29:35 AM »
I don't think Odeon's daughter is an Aspie, but Ozymandias' daughter is.  My daughter is autistic, not AS.

My daughter's as NT as they come.

I like this statement.
I have used it, describing my wife, who has no clue about her environment, most of the time, nor does she care. It's not that she hides it well, either - she actually does not care that two women wearing the same perfume went that way a few minutes ago and one of them stopped using Monostat too soon or that if we have to go down that hallway we are following a man who hasn't bathed in so long he is turning into vinegar, but he is also suffering from athletes foot and possibly guilty of several other fungal improprieties, as well and the lights are so loud in that direction, that we will not be able to speak for a while. She gives most of my concerns no reflection when I try to influence our paths, most of he time, but she also seems to know when she needs to listen to me about some of this meaningless stuff. Her compassion for my predilections, apparently, comes in smaller bills, however, now that she knows why  I can be a spaz-case, sometimes. She makes up for it in good time, often enough. She is as NT as can be.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #173 on: March 08, 2007, 04:45:10 AM »
My parents bought a Sylvania TV in 1971 when I was born, they had that TV up untill 1989 when the stock-pile of extra tubes my dad bought ran out.  :-\

The TV I STILL have is a Mitsubishi my sister bought in 1991.

I have a Philips from 2005. It works great, but I don't watch TV that often. I wonder how long it will last, though.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #174 on: March 09, 2007, 09:37:54 PM »

Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #175 on: March 09, 2007, 11:08:25 PM »


I almost used this as avatar one time awhile back on another site. So I will Ha ha ha. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #176 on: March 11, 2007, 04:17:37 PM »
My skin is crawling.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #177 on: March 11, 2007, 04:38:02 PM »
I'm really tired, and still not feeling well.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #178 on: March 12, 2007, 06:23:46 PM »
Cunt, cunt, cunt, fucking cunt, cunt, cunt!! Why the fuck do they call at eight o'clock at night to tell me they will call me tomorrow.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #179 on: March 13, 2007, 06:12:06 PM »
They called to tell me the same thing that the OT had told me, "in private", last week. Totally unnecessary waste of telephoning stress and I don't keep much extra telephone etiquette on hand.
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.