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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1635 on: August 05, 2007, 05:38:06 AM »

I don't think mine have a cycle.


I meant my menstrual cycle- like I said my susceptibility is hormone related.

Yes, I knew what you meant, but I am convinced that men experience hormonal cycles, too. Nothing as severe or regular as women and, quite possibly, it may related to the women in their lives, but it seems pretty obvious to me that we do.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1636 on: August 05, 2007, 05:41:41 AM »
So I did an AS thing?   :asthing:   :laugh:

I think you're probably right about men, I've noticed the male PMS phenomenon myself ;)

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1637 on: August 05, 2007, 08:38:56 AM »

No :asthing:

Just business as usual, I think. We are all so misunderstood ...

Maybe "being misunderstood" should be worked into the Newsbox, this week.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1638 on: August 05, 2007, 08:45:53 AM »

I was coming back from town and I was caught behind a caravan (six) of those little battery powered "Hover Round" chairs for oldsters ... DRIVING ON THE STREET at about three miles per hour! We have nice roads for cars and beautiful sidewalks for pedestrian traffic, but I don't think those little powered chairs qualify for the roadway.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1639 on: August 05, 2007, 11:11:15 AM »

No :asthing:

Just business as usual, I think. We are all so misunderstood ...

Maybe "being misunderstood" should be worked into the Newsbox, this week.

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:LMAO:   Personally I think its a virus.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1640 on: August 07, 2007, 08:01:27 PM »
My pet rat, Splinter ate threw my cord that connects to the router  >:( 
Now she strictly stays in her cage (which is a big fucking cage for a single rat)
and supervise her when she's out of it with my bionic eye.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1641 on: August 09, 2007, 09:36:07 AM »
This is more of a whine than a bitch, but it's not bad enough to go in the real problems forum:

Day three on minimal sleep.  I keep waking up at 3 a.m. in agony from heat and allergies, and it takes forever to get back to sleep again.  I do have the a/c running all the time, but there's only so much it can do.  I'm not taking anything for the allergies because otc claritin makes me dizzy and congested, and I've got issues with Benadryl (plus, that shit will fuck you up like woah).  It doesn't help that I'm anxious about the move.  I'd hope that on Saturday night I'll sleep very well in my new abode, but regardless, I'm sure as shit sleeping well Friday night.  (I am very likely going to have to take measures to ensure this.)

At any rate, coherent not I'm noticing and you might be all Intensity AAAGHHHHH.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1642 on: August 09, 2007, 09:37:05 AM »
:hug:

whine away.  i know what lack of sleep's like - it's a killer.  :(

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1643 on: August 09, 2007, 09:44:00 AM »
I become mentally unstable and start hallucinating after 24 hours of being awake.  I've never managed more than 48 hours.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1644 on: August 09, 2007, 09:44:59 AM »
i've heard of decent sleep but I can't remember what its like. if you're less than coherent I wont have noticed. :P

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1645 on: August 09, 2007, 11:30:10 AM »
Naah, I've been getting some sleep.  It's just been six hours a night or less, and I don't do well on one night of that, let alone three.

I just chugged an energy drink called Enviga in hopes of perking myself up a bit, and I now have a new bitch.  That stuff tastes FOUL.

*fixed a typo that made the energy drink ungoogleable
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1646 on: August 09, 2007, 12:56:06 PM »
Why is it when people work together they feel the need to be friends.

Quote from: Department wide email
Please join us at the MacGregor Ale House after work on Thursday, Aug 16th to celebrate Ashley’s and Ralph’s birthdays!

I'd have beers with Ralph, but the other bitch I can't stand.  The woman who wrote this email; I told my shrink about how I fantasize about drop kicking her when I see her in the hallways.   :laugh:  She's a major bitch, not only that but she has terrible grammar.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1647 on: August 09, 2007, 02:00:22 PM »
Why is it when people work together they feel the need to be friends.

Quote from: Department wide email
Please join us at the MacGregor Ale House after work on Thursday, Aug 16th to celebrate Ashley’s and Ralph’s birthdays!

I'd have beers with Ralph, but the other bitch I can't stand.  The woman who wrote this email; I told my shrink about how I fantasize about drop kicking her when I see her in the hallways.   :laugh:  She's a major bitch, not only that but she has terrible grammar.

kill her.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1648 on: August 09, 2007, 02:12:41 PM »
 :agreed:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1649 on: August 09, 2007, 03:33:02 PM »
The drop-kick cometh.

I came to this world with nothing
and I leave with nothing but love,
everything else is just borrowed.

Fuck it, we'll do it live.