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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16335 on: January 12, 2011, 05:00:14 PM »
I can do it at home. I won't need gloves as I'll get a shower afterwards. Putting gloves on to do this would just encourage me to add gloves to my toilet/shower routine, which would be a step backwards

So it';s not that bad really. I couldn't have done it at hospital though. It's just annoying more than anything, and gonna make me anxious knowing that it;s there in my mum';s bag while I'm going to hospital. Also dunno if my mum will be able to hand it over to whoever. I won';t wanna touch it myself

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16336 on: January 12, 2011, 05:19:01 PM »
Belt on my dryer went.

Now I have 2 loads of wet clothes strung up all over the house. ::)

On the bright side the belts are really easy to replace

Thankfully. Ordered it earlier, so I should have it in a day or 2.

Just in time to give it a good workout.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16337 on: January 12, 2011, 05:19:59 PM »
fuck off outta my Peeing-in-a-cup thread!

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16338 on: January 12, 2011, 05:26:21 PM »
Belt on my dryer went.

Now I have 2 loads of wet clothes strung up all over the house. ::)

On the bright side the belts are really easy to replace

Thankfully. Ordered it earlier, so I should have it in a day or 2.

Just in time to give it a good workout.

There are several places that sell parts around here one always has what you need and not just appliances but vacuums and other small equipment too I love those stores :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16339 on: January 12, 2011, 05:33:50 PM »
I've got to PEE IN A FUCKING CUP GUYS! This beats ALL your goddamn problems!  :autism:

I have peed in jars. It will be OK.  :thumbup:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16340 on: January 12, 2011, 05:40:50 PM »
I can do it at home. I won't need gloves as I'll get a shower afterwards. Putting gloves on to do this would just encourage me to add gloves to my toilet/shower routine, which would be a step backwards

So it';s not that bad really. I couldn't have done it at hospital though. It's just annoying more than anything, and gonna make me anxious knowing that it;s there in my mum';s bag while I'm going to hospital. Also dunno if my mum will be able to hand it over to whoever. I won';t wanna touch it myself

Yeah, it is awkward, handing in a cup of urine. The thought that someone has made a job out of looking into that is amazing. All of a sudden I am very happy with my current job.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16341 on: January 12, 2011, 05:48:41 PM »
Where is eris? I'm sure she'll be around eventually to comment on the subject of peeing in a cup. ;)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16342 on: January 12, 2011, 05:49:53 PM »
I've got to PEE IN A FUCKING CUP GUYS! This beats ALL your goddamn problems!  :autism:

I have peed in jars. It will be OK.  :thumbup:

Although I'm assuming that Soph is doing it for medical purposes, as opposed to yours and Queen Victoria's "alone time".  :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16343 on: January 12, 2011, 06:12:04 PM »
fuck off outta my Peeing-in-a-cup thread!

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Put the cup in ziploc plastic bag if your not sure about the lid than into a brown paper bag, that's what I've always done.

I'm always afraid it will spill.   :zombiefuck:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16344 on: January 12, 2011, 06:29:54 PM »
fuck off outta my Peeing-in-a-cup thread!


I doubt that your equipment will work very well.

I can do so from a standing position without touching the cup, ever again.











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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16345 on: January 13, 2011, 05:37:42 AM »
Ok this is kinda annoying. I wasted a whole morning. Well not really as I read a bit and watched some Bones. But I could have got changed and gone back to sleep for hours

Because I ended up needing to pee again! So I had to get another shower anyway  :facepalm2:

Oh well at least I won't be needing to pee when I get back later, so Ican get dinner on the way home  :autism:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16346 on: January 13, 2011, 05:38:53 AM »
Also my mum's making me feel bad about not doing my work.

Obviously my own fault, but if I can't complain here then where can I complain :laugh:

I will do it though, I swear. Just not right now

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16347 on: January 13, 2011, 05:43:12 AM »
ok I have something else to complain about now - just seen the front page of the local newspaper and there's a photo from our protest march - my mum and brother are on the front page but I'm not! Swines! well not fair!

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16348 on: January 13, 2011, 07:05:49 AM »
I have to get up earlier in the morning because I have to take my car to get serviced, then I have to walk to work from there.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16349 on: January 13, 2011, 09:39:15 AM »
"funny untruths" at school are not funny. :thumbdn:
The meltdown will happen at home.
Pretty sure mine wasn't the only one breaking down when coming home.
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