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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16200 on: January 05, 2011, 03:31:46 PM »


Take a q-tip and stick it into some vasaline. Gently apply the vasaline to the surfaces of the inside of your nose. Your nosebleeds are caused by blood vessels close to the surface inside your nose which have become irritated by the cold weather.


I had another nosebleed last night.  (emo)

Take a q-tip and stick it into some vasaline. Gently apply the vasaline to the surfaces of the inside of your nose. Your nosebleeds are caused by blood vessels close to the surface inside your nose which have become irritated by the cold weather. Also drink more milk in order to produce more protective mucus.




Good advice, that does help.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16201 on: January 05, 2011, 03:38:42 PM »
I use antibiotic jelly when I swab the inside of my nose to give it some protective healing.  It also helps to swab the nose out with clean water on a qtip before you apply gel/vaseline.
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« Reply #16202 on: January 05, 2011, 09:10:09 PM »
Thank you, everyone! My nose thanks you too!   :thumbup:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16203 on: January 05, 2011, 11:20:51 PM »
Thank you, everyone! My nose thanks you too!   :thumbup:
Have you cleaned under your fingernail?

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« Reply #16204 on: January 05, 2011, 11:22:25 PM »
Thank you, everyone! My nose thanks you too!   :thumbup:
Have you cleaned under your fingernail?

My fingernails are always clean, and in fact are kept extremely short so there's no room for dirt!   :M
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16205 on: January 06, 2011, 12:33:58 PM »
Poor bloody nose. I must find my Neosporin!  :violin:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16206 on: January 06, 2011, 04:36:12 PM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16207 on: January 06, 2011, 05:35:39 PM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16208 on: January 06, 2011, 07:55:06 PM »
Why does almost everything have calories?   :zombiefuck:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16209 on: January 06, 2011, 07:56:54 PM »
Why does almost everything have calories?   :zombiefuck:

Just think of the miracle of life. Why can the human body obtain energy from so many different substances? It sounds better.  :2thumbsup:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16210 on: January 06, 2011, 08:12:53 PM »
Pickles have no calories. The anorexics love them.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16211 on: January 06, 2011, 08:48:16 PM »
Pickles have no calories. The anorexics love them.

Unfortunately, the only pickles I eat by themselves are Claussen.  And they're expensive compared to the non-refrigerated ones.  And Prince Albert always seems to eat the rest of them after I've eaten only one. :'(   I need to get less aristocratic and more common taste buds.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16212 on: January 06, 2011, 08:50:16 PM »
Pickles have no calories. The anorexics love them.

Unfortunately, the only pickles I eat by themselves are Claussen.  And they're expensive compared to the non-refrigerated ones.  And Prince Albert always seems to eat the rest of them after I've eaten only one. :'(   I need to get less aristocratic and more common taste buds.

Actually, you need to get a pickle vault, and keep the lock combination to yourself!   :evillaugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16213 on: January 06, 2011, 08:53:32 PM »
Pickles have no calories. The anorexics love them.

Unfortunately, the only pickles I eat by themselves are Claussen.  And they're expensive compared to the non-refrigerated ones.  And Prince Albert always seems to eat the rest of them after I've eaten only one. :'(   I need to get less aristocratic and more common taste buds.

Actually, you need to get a pickle vault, and keep the lock combination to yourself!   :evillaugh:

Maybe PPK will let me refrigerate his gun cabinet and I can keep them there?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16214 on: January 06, 2011, 08:56:50 PM »
Pickles have no calories. The anorexics love them.

Unfortunately, the only pickles I eat by themselves are Claussen.  And they're expensive compared to the non-refrigerated ones.  And Prince Albert always seems to eat the rest of them after I've eaten only one. :'(   I need to get less aristocratic and more common taste buds.

Actually, you need to get a pickle vault, and keep the lock combination to yourself!   :evillaugh:

Maybe PPK will let me refrigerate his gun cabinet and I can keep them there?

I'm sure the Glocks would scootch over and give the pickles a space! It'd be cozy!  :grouphug:
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