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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16095 on: December 27, 2010, 05:16:17 PM »
Going through gorgstation sucks. It looks like I had breasts enlargements and how they hurt and are heavy. I wonder how many pounds I am carrying on my chest? I would guess ten.

I know you're miserable, but he is beautiful and you are gorgeous in your happiness.

And it will pass too, luckily. Both the hugeness and the pain.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16096 on: December 27, 2010, 05:21:44 PM »
Going through gorgstation sucks. It looks like I had breasts enlargements and how they hurt and are heavy. I wonder how many pounds I am carrying on my chest? I would guess ten.

Mine grew quite a bit when my milk came in, too.  

You plan to nurse the baby, right?  Is he nursing OK?  Do you have a breast pump?  It will help a lot if either the baby or you empty your breasts as much as possible each time you nurse.  Did you get some Lansinoh or PureLan at the hospital?  If so, then use it on your nipples, it helps keep them from getting dry and cracked.  I think you can also get it at Walgreen's if you have one there.  I didn't use mine enough in the beginning and my nipples cracked, which was awful.

If you get a very sore lump in your breast, that could be a plugged milk duct or maybe the beginning of mastitis and you would need to see a doctor and possibly get antibiotics for that.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16097 on: December 28, 2010, 12:57:21 AM »
I think it's finally ending because they aren't as big anymore, nor heavy and he is in my arm right now nursing as I type this. Also my milk finally comes out easily and I can now pump 4 ounces in 20 minutes instead of two. I just save the milk.

No one ever told me they can grow lot of cup sizes or a few when milk comes in. I'm glad I didn't give it up. I don't have to bring any bottles and formula when I go out. He is also doing better now that my boobs are soft and he is finally pooping more than hardly. He even spits up more now.  I had a hard time with him latching on when they were hard as a rock and he wasn't gettiong enough milk because of it and my nipples were cracking but now they are better because he can latch on finally and he is finally learning how to suck. He only wanted the nipple, not the whole thing and I just leave it that way when he spit the rest out and keep the nipple because it take us five to ten minutes to get him to stay latched on and suck and I didn't want to start all over again so I left it at that. Then I would use that nipple cream.

What's cute is he tries to get food from my mother in law by reaching for her breasts with his mouth and hands. He thinks she has food in there just because I do. At least I know he has self awareness that young. But it shows he is hungry, same as when he reaches for mine.

I totally freaked out on Christmas Day when I woke up with humongous boobs because I didn't know what was going on and I saw what real big boobs were. I said now I know what's it's like having them and why they hurt so much. I knew they were going to get bigger when milk comes in but I wasn't expecting them to grow a few cup sizes I don't know how many. Five maybe. I swore they were F boobs but my aunt took me shopping for nursing bras and they were 38 D boobs but now the bra cups fits me even better now that they have shrunk and aren't as swollen.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16098 on: December 28, 2010, 04:09:25 AM »
I have to try and get a job tomorrow so I need to get to bed. However now these night time info mercial assholes are putting fucking Amish assholes on tv to sell Amish crap. Fuck the Amish!

You know what you call an Amish guy with his arm in a cow's ass? A mechanic.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16099 on: December 28, 2010, 04:32:38 AM »
Had a really shit night with a bad headache. Got up and had a shower and it still won't go. Hurts like hell

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16100 on: December 28, 2010, 04:35:45 AM »
Had a really shit night with a bad headache. Got up and had a shower and it still won't go. Hurts like hell

Do you have anything you can take for the headache?  ???
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16101 on: December 28, 2010, 06:06:37 AM »
Had a really shit night with a bad headache. Got up and had a shower and it still won't go. Hurts like hell

:( :hug:

I know how those are.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16102 on: December 28, 2010, 07:25:01 AM »
The burger place is going to be very busy tonight due to a fundraiser! I'll be like this:    :GA:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16103 on: December 28, 2010, 11:33:02 AM »
The burger place is going to be very busy tonight due to a fundraiser! I'll be like this:    :GA:

Save some energy for posting.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16104 on: December 28, 2010, 04:44:34 PM »
This guy probably has a lot of energy: :hamsterwheel:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16105 on: December 28, 2010, 04:46:15 PM »
The burger place is going to be very busy tonight due to a fundraiser! I'll be like this:    :GA:

Save some energy for posting.

I'll try, but at least 100 customers will be at the restaurant in connection with the fundraiser!  :zombiefuck:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16106 on: December 28, 2010, 04:58:37 PM »
Stop posting so fast! :GA:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16107 on: December 28, 2010, 05:04:14 PM »
Stop posting so fast! :GA:

Little me?  :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16108 on: December 28, 2010, 05:10:25 PM »
Stop posting so fast! :GA:

Little me?  :zoinks:

I had less than a page of unread posts when I happened to look away. Suddenly I had two!
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16109 on: December 28, 2010, 05:10:56 PM »
Stop posting so fast! :GA:

Little me?  :zoinks:

I had less than a page of unread posts when I happened to look away. Suddenly I had two!

It's a busy time here now! So many people posting!   :2thumbsup:
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