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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16020 on: December 19, 2010, 08:38:52 PM »
Quote from: Scrap Kinison on December 19, 2010, 07:47:15 PM
Quote from: YOURMUM on December 19, 2010, 07:39:21 PM
Now my lower left eyelid keeps twitching.

Kinda like this??  :twitch:

Exactly like that :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16021 on: December 19, 2010, 09:04:41 PM »
Quote from: YOURMUM on December 19, 2010, 08:38:52 PM
Quote from: Scrap Kinison on December 19, 2010, 07:47:15 PM
Quote from: YOURMUM on December 19, 2010, 07:39:21 PM
Now my lower left eyelid keeps twitching.

Kinda like this??  :twitch:

Exactly like that :laugh:

There's a smiley for (nearly) everything on I2. :)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16022 on: December 19, 2010, 09:07:40 PM »
My fwb kind of reffered to me as his girlfriend last night.

 :zombiefuck:

wtf

I got to do something about this....but what ? I dont want to be anyones girlfriend.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16023 on: December 19, 2010, 09:19:07 PM »
Quote from: eris on December 19, 2010, 09:07:40 PM
My fwb kind of reffered to me as his girlfriend last night.

 :zombiefuck:

wtf

I got to do something about this....but what ? I dont want to be anyones girlfriend.

He considers you his girlfriend.

You're a Discordian, right? From a Discordian viewpoint, his statement is equally true and false. Therefore, he does not consider you his girlfriend.

No problem. 8)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16024 on: December 19, 2010, 09:26:10 PM »
but that would also mean that he does consider me his girlfriend
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16025 on: December 19, 2010, 09:29:56 PM »
Quote from: eris on December 19, 2010, 09:26:10 PM
but that would also mean that he does consider me his girlfriend

Indeed. I was just trying to portray the situation in the best possible light.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16026 on: December 19, 2010, 09:31:58 PM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16027 on: December 20, 2010, 04:22:25 AM »
Quote from: parts on December 19, 2010, 07:48:51 PM
Quote from: YOURMUM on December 19, 2010, 07:39:21 PM
Now my lower left eyelid keeps twitching. Maybe I'm just tired :-\

It's been doing it often lately though.

I get that sometimes my doctor told me it was stress

I get it when tired, stress does help getting it though, for me.

It can happen in many muscles, also in your ear, then you will hear twitching noises all the time.  :zombiefuck:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16028 on: December 20, 2010, 07:16:12 AM »
Stoopid OzLotteries won't let me buy lotto tickets in advance. I can only get them for draws within the upcoming week :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16029 on: December 20, 2010, 03:11:29 PM »
Not sure how eloquently I can put this, but, BITCH!!!!


I will NOT feel guilty for being alive - NOT EVER!   but, there are some who I feel for today, who have lost their most precious love.


... their eldest child  ...




I can not even begin to identify with the pain they suffer.





Nah, this "Ain't my first barbeque, folks"  I have seen six people, on three different occasions, shot or stabbed dead before my own eyes, but to lose a son is the worst thing I can imagine - I am at my brother, my youngest brother -in-law, and now the best friend of the fasmily who stood up with me at my wedding - all have lost their eldest sons, tragically.

It was a decent funeral, today.

I can not find a way to feel, except distant, thank the gods.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16030 on: December 20, 2010, 04:08:10 PM »
I can't think of anything worse than losing one's child.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16031 on: December 21, 2010, 12:55:18 AM »
Yeah that beats the quick bitch I was going to have.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16032 on: December 21, 2010, 01:27:55 AM »
It's something I would prefer not even thinking about.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16033 on: December 21, 2010, 03:51:56 AM »
True that.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16034 on: December 21, 2010, 06:15:21 AM »
My head hurts again. I hate this.
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