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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #15855 on: December 05, 2010, 08:59:07 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 05, 2010, 08:53:26 AM
Smoke detector is still making that noise, a loud  CHEEP!  It's like having a giant sparrow in the hall!  :zoinks:
Go get a nine volt
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #15856 on: December 05, 2010, 09:01:22 AM »
Quote from: parts on December 05, 2010, 08:59:07 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 05, 2010, 08:53:26 AM
Smoke detector is still making that noise, a loud  CHEEP!  It's like having a giant sparrow in the hall!  :zoinks:
Go get a nine volt

I can't unscrew the cover from the smoke detector, it's on tight. I'm afraid to break it.  :-\
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #15857 on: December 05, 2010, 09:04:51 AM »
Nothing a well-placed kick won't fix. :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #15858 on: December 05, 2010, 09:23:08 AM »
Quote from: odeon on December 05, 2010, 09:04:51 AM
Nothing a well-placed kick won't fix. :zoinks:

Not sure my fat little legs can kick that high.  :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #15859 on: December 05, 2010, 10:46:09 AM »
It's OK to use a baseball bat. :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #15860 on: December 05, 2010, 10:54:53 AM »
Quote from: odeon on December 05, 2010, 10:46:09 AM
It's OK to use a baseball bat. :P

I can't do that, it's the landlords' property.  :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #15861 on: December 05, 2010, 11:25:23 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 05, 2010, 10:54:53 AM
Quote from: odeon on December 05, 2010, 10:46:09 AM
It's OK to use a baseball bat. :P

I can't do that, it's the landlords' property.  :P

You could say that you were practising your swing.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #15862 on: December 05, 2010, 11:29:45 AM »
Quote from: odeon on December 05, 2010, 11:25:23 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 05, 2010, 10:54:53 AM
Quote from: odeon on December 05, 2010, 10:46:09 AM
It's OK to use a baseball bat. :P

I can't do that, it's the landlords' property.  :P

You could say that you were practising your swing.

Somehow I don't think they'd believe me.  :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #15863 on: December 05, 2010, 11:42:55 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 05, 2010, 09:01:22 AM
Quote from: parts on December 05, 2010, 08:59:07 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 05, 2010, 08:53:26 AM
Smoke detector is still making that noise, a loud  CHEEP!  It's like having a giant sparrow in the hall!  :zoinks:
Go get a nine volt

I can't unscrew the cover from the smoke detector, it's on tight. I'm afraid to break it.  :-\

They are like medicine bottles there are usually places you have to push on them when you turn them
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #15864 on: December 05, 2010, 11:54:51 AM »
Quote from: parts on December 05, 2010, 11:42:55 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 05, 2010, 09:01:22 AM
Quote from: parts on December 05, 2010, 08:59:07 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 05, 2010, 08:53:26 AM
Smoke detector is still making that noise, a loud  CHEEP!  It's like having a giant sparrow in the hall!  :zoinks:
Go get a nine volt

I can't unscrew the cover from the smoke detector, it's on tight. I'm afraid to break it.  :-\

They are like medicine bottles there are usually places you have to push on them when you turn them

Ah, thank you, I will try to figure it out!   :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #15865 on: December 05, 2010, 12:03:04 PM »
Quote from: parts on December 05, 2010, 11:42:55 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 05, 2010, 09:01:22 AM
Quote from: parts on December 05, 2010, 08:59:07 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 05, 2010, 08:53:26 AM
Smoke detector is still making that noise, a loud  CHEEP!  It's like having a giant sparrow in the hall!  :zoinks:
Go get a nine volt

I can't unscrew the cover from the smoke detector, it's on tight. I'm afraid to break it.  :-\

They are like medicine bottles there are usually places you have to push on them when you turn them

 :plus:  Thank you!!! I did it! I've taken out the old battery and there is peace in my house!
I think I have a 9V around here somewhere; if not, I will get one tomorrow. 
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #15866 on: December 05, 2010, 02:33:14 PM »
I feel like i'm going to be scorned on here now :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #15867 on: December 05, 2010, 02:43:07 PM »
Quote from: scorn on December 05, 2010, 02:33:14 PM
I feel like i'm going to be scorned on here now :P

That depends somewhat upon you.  ;)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #15868 on: December 05, 2010, 03:38:43 PM »
Quote from: scorn on December 05, 2010, 02:33:14 PM
I feel like i'm going to be scorned on here now :P

Nah they are all just jealous of your big dick :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #15869 on: December 05, 2010, 03:45:22 PM »
Quote from: parts on December 05, 2010, 03:38:43 PM
Quote from: scorn on December 05, 2010, 02:33:14 PM
I feel like i'm going to be scorned on here now :P
Nah they are all just jealous of your big dick :zoinks:
True. :plus:
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