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ozymandias

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1485 on: July 16, 2007, 02:47:34 PM »
And while you were enveloped in the hot, sweaty throes of passion.  We, your loyal and steadfast friends decided it was time to build that new patio you always wanted :evillaugh:  of course we won't mention what/who we decided to use as fill underneath the large and heavy stones that make up the floor of the patio. :evillaugh:  Real friends help you hide the bodies! :angel:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1486 on: July 16, 2007, 02:59:27 PM »
Quote from: odeon on July 16, 2007, 02:05:25 PM
We have house guests. I want to kill them all and bury their bodies in the back yard. Can twelve of you give me a convincing alibi?

You got it and while the patio was being built we played The Who.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1487 on: July 16, 2007, 03:00:46 PM »
Damn why has my bus ride home been late lately for the past week.  :grrr:



And for my bitch for the Trimet here. We have vintage trolleys here that used to run everyday for ten years but then Trimet somehow are trying to get rid of them so now they only run two on the weekends instead of four from noon till seven. WTF, they only run from downtown to Lloyd Center that is only across the river from downtown and a few blocks up and that's the end of the line. Trimet will still make their fricken money. The trolley people have had 1,000 signatures for the competition for them to stay but unfortunately that is only a minority because there are 2,000,000 people in the area so 1,000 isn’t a lot. What keeps them running is donations.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1488 on: July 16, 2007, 03:13:39 PM »
Quote from: MarkingDawg on July 16, 2007, 02:59:27 PM
Quote from: odeon on July 16, 2007, 02:05:25 PM
We have house guests. I want to kill them all and bury their bodies in the back yard. Can twelve of you give me a convincing alibi?

You got it and while the patio was being built we played The Who.

yuck.  don't like the who.  that'd put me right off my stroke.

erm...
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1489 on: July 16, 2007, 03:19:36 PM »

Oh, well ...
Playing the Who, once, was the only time in history, when Odeon and I were playing the same music. We could play other things too, because patios take a while to build.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1490 on: July 16, 2007, 03:25:49 PM »
Quote from: MarkingDawg on July 16, 2007, 03:19:36 PM

Oh, well ...
Playing the Who, once, was the only time in history, when Odeon and I were playing the same music. We could play other things too, because patios take a while to build.
  :laugh:

just as well...

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1491 on: July 16, 2007, 03:30:16 PM »
Quote from: odeon on July 16, 2007, 02:05:25 PM
We have house guests. I want to kill them all and bury their bodies in the back yard. Can twelve of you give me a convincing alibi?
You were in another country/state. This one obviously needs two passports, one fake one real.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1492 on: July 16, 2007, 04:14:49 PM »

SHIT< DAMN< FUCK< HELL< PISS< CUNT< CHRIST< DICK< MIERDA< AND TWENTY OTHERS!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1493 on: July 16, 2007, 04:48:56 PM »
:LMAO:

Thanks, all. I'm still in the (late) planning stages. I'll let you know. :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1494 on: July 16, 2007, 04:57:12 PM »
How about a horde of man eating yeti, broke into your house, ate your guests, and got too full to eat you and your family.  Then they went off to sleep for another 100 years.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1495 on: July 16, 2007, 06:46:25 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on July 16, 2007, 04:57:12 PM
How about a horde of man eating yeti, broke into your house, ate your guests, and got too full to eat you and your family.  Then they went off to sleep for another 100 years.

If you can make it convincing enough in the court, I'm all for it. :evillaugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1496 on: July 16, 2007, 07:02:35 PM »
do it, boys, do it!

i'm a maiden ( :rofl: ) in distress, here and i need your help!

 :'(

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1497 on: July 16, 2007, 07:03:55 PM »
 :eyelash:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1498 on: July 16, 2007, 07:09:32 PM »
see?  TWO maidens in distress!

erm...  :-\
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1499 on: July 16, 2007, 07:17:53 PM »
:LMAO:
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