I've tried to stop swearing but I cunt.
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Seven yes seven telemarketers left messages on my work phone today
At least they weren't at the door.
Quote from: Osensitive1 on September 23, 2010, 06:08:13 PMAt least they weren't at the door. I wasn't home, my dog keeps them back from the door most times that and the go away signs
My sister once saw the Mormons in the neighborhood while she was on the porch. She went inside, took off her clothes and answered the door nude. She didn't know that bicycle tires could smoke if you peel out fast enough.
Fucking sister trying to mooch $250 from me. It's not my fucking fault you have successfully evaded work for over 20 years and don't have the credit to get a fucking signature loan for $250. Too many times is too many times! Fuck that!
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
My dog took a shit on the rug in the sitting room last night.
Quote from: Weakling on September 23, 2010, 08:53:28 PMMy sister once saw the Mormons in the neighborhood while she was on the porch. She went inside, took off her clothes and answered the door nude. She didn't know that bicycle tires could smoke if you peel out fast enough. :lol:I would never have the guts to do that. My husband invites them in and asks them questions until they want to leave. :lol:
