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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14430 on: September 09, 2010, 08:10:04 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on September 09, 2010, 07:49:02 AM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on September 09, 2010, 07:43:53 AM
I'm not dumb. I know bra shopping takes forever. I've had girlfriends, and know all too well that going along with that crap is a mistake.

LOL, not more than five minutes I hope. Hope to get the right size right away, and preferably shop on times that shopping malls are as empty as can be.
Now now. Thats NEVER what happens. I know.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14431 on: September 09, 2010, 10:28:38 AM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on September 09, 2010, 08:10:04 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on September 09, 2010, 07:49:02 AM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on September 09, 2010, 07:43:53 AM
I'm not dumb. I know bra shopping takes forever. I've had girlfriends, and know all too well that going along with that crap is a mistake.

LOL, not more than five minutes I hope. Hope to get the right size right away, and preferably shop on times that shopping malls are as empty as can be.
Now now. Thats NEVER what happens. I know.


LOL, I'm going to time the next purchase of a bra. On a cold wet winters day it may take a little longer. Getting undressed and dressed just takes time then. But, I do shop quick, or not. Except when it comes to shoes. That, alas, can take lots of time. Though, the last pair I bought was bought within five minutes. Just got the same pair I had bought the year before. During a world-cup football match.  :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14432 on: September 09, 2010, 12:04:16 PM »
Well I guess that'd be all right then.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14433 on: September 09, 2010, 12:06:30 PM »
Can't say I'm opposed to bra-buying.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14434 on: September 09, 2010, 12:19:20 PM »
The guy who was supposed to pay me today left just before I finished today
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14435 on: September 09, 2010, 12:30:07 PM »
After him!

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14436 on: September 09, 2010, 12:34:01 PM »
Quote from: odeon on September 09, 2010, 12:30:07 PM
After him!

:litigious:

He'll pay it's just frustrating I wanted to go to the bank today
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14437 on: September 09, 2010, 12:35:31 PM »
Quote from: parts on September 09, 2010, 12:34:01 PM
Quote from: odeon on September 09, 2010, 12:30:07 PM
After him!

:litigious:

He'll pay it's just frustrating I wanted to go to the bank today

If you have to make him pay, will you post pics? :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14438 on: September 09, 2010, 12:40:01 PM »
Quote from: odeon on September 09, 2010, 12:35:31 PM
Quote from: parts on September 09, 2010, 12:34:01 PM
Quote from: odeon on September 09, 2010, 12:30:07 PM
After him!

:litigious:

He'll pay it's just frustrating I wanted to go to the bank today

If you have to make him pay, will you post pics? :zoinks:

Of course :flame:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14439 on: September 09, 2010, 04:20:08 PM »
Quote from: parts on September 09, 2010, 12:40:01 PM
Quote from: odeon on September 09, 2010, 12:35:31 PM
Quote from: parts on September 09, 2010, 12:34:01 PM
Quote from: odeon on September 09, 2010, 12:30:07 PM
After him!

:litigious:

He'll pay it's just frustrating I wanted to go to the bank today

If you have to make him pay, will you post pics? :zoinks:

Of course :flame:

Then it will all have been worth it!  >:D
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14440 on: September 09, 2010, 05:53:03 PM »
Wouldn't the best time to go bra shopping be during the World Cup?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14441 on: September 09, 2010, 06:54:31 PM »
Quote from: Steve-O on September 09, 2010, 05:53:03 PM
Wouldn't the best time to go bra shopping be during the World Cup?

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When is the next one of those? I'm not sure hyke wants to wait that long!  :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14442 on: September 09, 2010, 06:56:16 PM »
When I put my hair in a bun for work tonight, I didn't get all of it tucked in right, so a small section of it was
sticking up off my scalp like a little LOOP all evening! I looked like a Christmas ornament!  :asthing:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14443 on: September 09, 2010, 07:31:17 PM »
My hamstrings are tight lately! I keep getting these little charley horses!  :violin:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14444 on: September 09, 2010, 07:33:18 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 09, 2010, 06:56:16 PM
When I put my hair in a bun for work tonight, I didn't get all of it tucked in right, so a small section of it was
sticking up off my scalp like a little LOOP all evening! I looked like a Christmas ornament!  :asthing:
:2thumbsup: :LOL:

Quote from: couldbecousin on September 09, 2010, 07:31:17 PM
My hamstrings are tight lately! I keep getting these little charley horses!  :violin:
Get electrolytes in your system, a Brazilian wax and call me in the morning.  :zoinks:
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