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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14415 on: September 09, 2010, 12:39:40 AM »
i need to be in the celebrity sober house with dr. phil

*colapses onto my loveseat in a dramatic fashion*

First you would need to be a celebrity.  :orly:


Or maybe you could go to meetings in your area, or look into a rehab or sober-living facility near where you live.  :chin:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14416 on: September 09, 2010, 12:59:13 AM »
Bras!!!

Yesterday the wiring of my favourite one tried to stab me through the heart. Now the second favourite one is messing with loose straps.

UGH!! That means bra shopping.  :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14417 on: September 09, 2010, 04:21:40 AM »
If you post a picture of the problem, maybe we can help you. :eyebrows:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14418 on: September 09, 2010, 04:47:20 AM »
If you post a picture of the problem, maybe we can help you. :eyebrows:

Just need someone with a keen eye to come shopping with me.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14419 on: September 09, 2010, 04:54:23 AM »
If you post a picture of the problem, maybe we can help you. :eyebrows:

Just need someone with a keen eye to come shopping with me.

Here come the I2 men to help out!

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14420 on: September 09, 2010, 04:57:02 AM »
If you post a picture of the problem, maybe we can help you. :eyebrows:

Just need someone with a keen eye to come shopping with me.

Here come the I2 men to help out!

 :hornysign:  :evilplus:  :sex?:   :lolhit:

Maybe you would be a better judge on what to buy.

I want something what stays on comfortably all day, they probably pick something that'll come off way to easy.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14421 on: September 09, 2010, 04:59:08 AM »
If you post a picture of the problem, maybe we can help you. :eyebrows:

Just need someone with a keen eye to come shopping with me.

Here come the I2 men to help out!

 :hornysign:  :evilplus:  :sex?:   :lolhit:

Maybe you would be a better judge on what to buy.

I want something what stays on comfortably all day, they probably pick something that'll come off way to easy.

Yes, or they might pick something see-through.  :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14422 on: September 09, 2010, 05:02:20 AM »
If you post a picture of the problem, maybe we can help you. :eyebrows:

Just need someone with a keen eye to come shopping with me.

Here come the I2 men to help out!

 :hornysign:  :evilplus:  :sex?:   :lolhit:

Maybe you would be a better judge on what to buy.

I want something what stays on comfortably all day, they probably pick something that'll come off way to easy.

Yes, or they might pick something see-through.  :laugh:

Oh well, as long as it supports and is comfortable, that's not a big problem. I tend to wear something on top of it.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14423 on: September 09, 2010, 05:55:07 AM »
Getting up @ 4:30 am sucks.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14424 on: September 09, 2010, 07:21:55 AM »
If you post a picture of the problem, maybe we can help you. :eyebrows:

Just need someone with a keen eye to come shopping with me.
Shopping?





No.
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They will always see that in my eyes.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14425 on: September 09, 2010, 07:28:46 AM »
If you post a picture of the problem, maybe we can help you. :eyebrows:

Just need someone with a keen eye to come shopping with me.
Shopping?





No.

She is bra-shopping though!  :eyebrows:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14426 on: September 09, 2010, 07:43:53 AM »
I'm not dumb. I know bra shopping takes forever. I've had girlfriends, and know all too well that going along with that crap is a mistake.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14427 on: September 09, 2010, 07:49:02 AM »
I'm not dumb. I know bra shopping takes forever. I've had girlfriends, and know all too well that going along with that crap is a mistake.

LOL, not more than five minutes I hope. Hope to get the right size right away, and preferably shop on times that shopping malls are as empty as can be.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14428 on: September 09, 2010, 07:54:12 AM »
Bras!!!

Yesterday the wiring of my favourite one tried to stab me through the heart. Now the second favourite one is messing with loose straps.

UGH!! That means bra shopping.  :P
Can think of better ways to spend my time.

I would like to help you get rid of those nasty bras.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14429 on: September 09, 2010, 07:56:25 AM »
Bras!!!

Yesterday the wiring of my favourite one tried to stab me through the heart. Now the second favourite one is messing with loose straps.

UGH!! That means bra shopping.  :P
Can think of better ways to spend my time.

I would like to help you get rid of those nasty bras.

Ah, but that was never the problem.

Still, you are welcome to do so, very welcome.   :eyelash:
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