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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #12720 on: May 27, 2010, 02:33:20 PM »
Extension cord of a market sales man. Bright orange. How could I miss it.  :duh:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #12721 on: May 27, 2010, 05:45:22 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 27, 2010, 02:33:20 PM
Extension cord of a market sales man. Bright orange. How could I miss it.  :duh:




Anyone who makes the obligatory comment about "women drivers" gets a lifetime of abstinence. 

About 15 years ago I pulled out from the driveway without turning on the windshield wipers (dewy morning and we only live 1  house from the corner with a stop sign where I usually put on the wipers while waiting for traffic to clear.  Yeah, careless, I know.)  Anyway I proceeded to run into the back of the move-a-house-sized U-Haul trailer that had been parked there for a week.  Which I knew about, but was just too distracted to remember.  No damage to it, but the car was much worse for wear.  Thankfully I wasn't going too fast. 

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #12722 on: May 27, 2010, 05:57:03 PM »
Quote from: Weakling on May 27, 2010, 05:45:22 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 27, 2010, 02:33:20 PM
Extension cord of a market sales man. Bright orange. How could I miss it.  :duh:




Anyone who makes the obligatory comment about "women drivers" gets a lifetime of abstinence. 

About 15 years ago I pulled out from the driveway without turning on the windshield wipers (dewy morning and we only live 1  house from the corner with a stop sign where I usually put on the wipers while waiting for traffic to clear.  Yeah, careless, I know.)  Anyway I proceeded to run into the back of the move-a-house-sized U-Haul trailer that had been parked there for a week.  Which I knew about, but was just too distracted to remember.  No damage to it, but the car was much worse for wear.  Thankfully I wasn't going too fast. 

Please refer to first sentence before posting a reply.   

I like that phrase, Weakling.

I hope you're going to be OK, Hyke.  I know someone who had a concussion and it took quite a while for her to get completely better from it.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #12723 on: May 28, 2010, 08:26:18 AM »
Trying to concentrate and work on some stuff, but my brain keeps vegging out.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #12724 on: May 28, 2010, 08:28:00 AM »
Ahh the weakness of the flesh.  :LOL:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #12725 on: May 28, 2010, 09:45:27 AM »
WTF is happening with my Iceweasel fonts?  :grrr: :grrr: :grrr:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #12726 on: May 28, 2010, 02:24:15 PM »
me and my dog walked fucking miles up toa new park today, only to find it is not open to dogs  ::)
what kind of a fucking park is that? assholes. we had to walk back and go to the field instead
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #12727 on: May 28, 2010, 02:52:32 PM »
Quote from: Spastic on May 28, 2010, 02:24:15 PM
me and my dog walked fucking miles up toa new park today, only to find it is not open to dogs  ::)
what kind of a fucking park is that? assholes. we had to walk back and go to the field instead

I hate those anti dog people they seem to think if they open a dog park somewhere they can ban dogs from all the other parks
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #12728 on: May 28, 2010, 03:02:15 PM »
Quote from: parts on May 28, 2010, 02:52:32 PM
Quote from: Spastic on May 28, 2010, 02:24:15 PM
me and my dog walked fucking miles up toa new park today, only to find it is not open to dogs  ::)
what kind of a fucking park is that? assholes. we had to walk back and go to the field instead

I hate those anti dog people they seem to think if they open a dog park somewhere they can ban dogs from all the other parks

yeh it's shitty. they should at least let them in if they're on a lead
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #12729 on: May 28, 2010, 03:03:16 PM »
here's my artwork for my discrimination

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #12730 on: May 28, 2010, 03:03:45 PM »
Here, dogs can be at other parks, but they have to be on a leash.

At dog parks, they can run free since the dog parks are fenced.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #12731 on: May 28, 2010, 03:05:12 PM »
I think dogs should be allowed anywhere if they're on a lead tbh. i see no reason for banning them as long as their person cleans up any poo.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #12732 on: May 28, 2010, 03:31:07 PM »
Except in public places where allergic people might want to go.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #12733 on: May 28, 2010, 04:08:22 PM »
Quote from: odeon on May 28, 2010, 03:31:07 PM
Except in public places where allergic people might want to go.


Maybe it would make as much sense to ban allergic people?

I can see the plethora of warning signs:

WARNING: PETS ALLOWED!
NO ALLERGIC PEOPLE BEYOND THIS POINT.


A little farther along:


FINAL WARNING: 

ONCE YOU PASS THIS THIS POINT THERE ARE NO FREE 'EPI-STATIONS.' 

YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN!!
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #12734 on: May 28, 2010, 04:32:45 PM »
I'm thinking of bus terminals and such, Dawg. If you are allergic enough, someone's pet might be enough to force you to leave. Asthma attacks are no fun, especially if they can be avoided.
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