Just one quick bitch ...

[Parts]

My daughter bus never showed up

[Blasted]

Student accommodation 

[odeon]

Bloody hip hurts.

What's wrong with it? Arthritis? 

Don't know, really. It happens from time to time.

[odeon]

My daughter bus never showed up

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[Parts]

My daughter bus never showed up

??

Her school bus to school never came I had to drive he 30 miles round trip Sorry I was typed it wrong

["couldbecousin"]

Scrapheap is crying about his karma again

...and I need a shoulder to cry on babe. Mind if I motorboat your boobs??

And I need two words explained to me: "motorboat" and "Giggity!" 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=motorboat

1.  motorboat  1952 up, 81 down   
     v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between two ample breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.
n. The sound produced when doing a motorboat.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=giggity

2.  giggity  122 up, 30 down   
     A word, originating from Quagmire on the show "Family Guy" that is used when somebody makes a remark that was not intentionally sexual but could be interpreted in that manner. It is essentially the same thing as "that's what she said"  Note: It is 1 third of the phrase "giggity giggity goo"
     

Ah, thank you. Motorboating is just plain bizarre! What inspires it, drunkenness? 

[Alex179]

Motorboating is awesome!   I am a motorboat captain!

[SleepyDragon]

Scrapheap is crying about his karma again

...and I need a shoulder to cry on babe. Mind if I motorboat your boobs??

And I need two words explained to me: "motorboat" and "Giggity!" 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=motorboat

1.  motorboat  1952 up, 81 down   
     v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between two ample breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.
n. The sound produced when doing a motorboat.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=giggity

2.  giggity  122 up, 30 down   
     A word, originating from Quagmire on the show "Family Guy" that is used when somebody makes a remark that was not intentionally sexual but could be interpreted in that manner. It is essentially the same thing as "that's what she said"  Note: It is 1 third of the phrase "giggity giggity goo"
     

Ah, thank you. Motorboating is just plain bizarre! What inspires it, drunkenness? 

Freudian oral fixation would be my guess.

['andersom']

Scrapheap is crying about his karma again

...and I need a shoulder to cry on babe. Mind if I motorboat your boobs??

And I need two words explained to me: "motorboat" and "Giggity!" 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=motorboat

1.  motorboat  1952 up, 81 down   
     v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between two ample breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.
n. The sound produced when doing a motorboat.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=giggity

2.  giggity  122 up, 30 down   
     A word, originating from Quagmire on the show "Family Guy" that is used when somebody makes a remark that was not intentionally sexual but could be interpreted in that manner. It is essentially the same thing as "that's what she said"  Note: It is 1 third of the phrase "giggity giggity goo"
     

Ah, thank you. Motorboating is just plain bizarre! What inspires it, drunkenness? 

Looks like the game you can do with (little) kids, and they'll do it back. Press lips in their neck, or on their arm and blow. Like tickling but more funny. Embedded in a "I'm going to eat you" game.

["couldbecousin"]

My torte is almost gone. 

[odeon]

My bloody nose hurts.

And I mean literally. It's bloody.

["couldbecousin"]

My bloody nose hurts.

And I mean literally. It's bloody.

Did you bump into something, or do you just have nosebleeds for no particular reason? 

[odeon]

My bloody nose hurts.

And I mean literally. It's bloody.

Did you bump into something, or do you just have nosebleeds for no particular reason? 

I had surgery today. They opened up my airways so hopefully I'll be able to breathe properly soon.

["couldbecousin"]

My bloody nose hurts.

And I mean literally. It's bloody.

Did you bump into something, or do you just have nosebleeds for no particular reason? 

I had surgery today. They opened up my airways so hopefully I'll be able to breathe properly soon.

Of course, I even posted a question about it elsewhere (whether you had a deviated septum), then promptly forgot all about it... 

[odeon]

I think he removed cartilage on the insides of the nostrils.