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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11655 on: March 12, 2010, 03:00:58 AM »
Quote from: Phlexor on March 11, 2010, 10:18:42 PM
Fuck doing dishes, plus my lower back hurts. Why does using the dish washer scare me?

Is there some particular fussy way you are supposed to load the dishes into it so they get clean?

Could it be a sensory issue?  My daughter hates handling dirty dishes with her bare hands, so I bought her some rubber gloves.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11656 on: March 12, 2010, 04:45:25 AM »
Quote from: Callaway on March 12, 2010, 03:00:58 AM
Quote from: Phlexor on March 11, 2010, 10:18:42 PM
Fuck doing dishes, plus my lower back hurts. Why does using the dish washer scare me?

Is there some particular fussy way you are supposed to load the dishes into it so they get clean?

Could it be a sensory issue?  My daughter hates handling dirty dishes with her bare hands, so I bought her some rubber gloves.


I think it's more to do with resistance to change and that I never wanted a dishwasher. Took me ages to warm up to the microwave oven, and even then I prefer to cook thinks on a stove. It just tastes better.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11657 on: March 12, 2010, 06:18:23 AM »
I don't like change either. If my former landlady hadn't decided, in 1998, to sell her house and move across the country, I'd still be living there amid the animals! I only got my own apartment because I had to. I'm glad now, but I had to be pushed. :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11658 on: March 12, 2010, 09:36:54 AM »
 :grrr: I can see a brand new spot with my right eye. Doesn't feel like migraine so it's probably the vitreous humour pulling at the retina. FUCK! I thought I was better.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11659 on: March 12, 2010, 01:53:12 PM »
Burnt a finger on  a malfunctioning part of my father's washing machine
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11660 on: March 13, 2010, 01:06:08 AM »
Swanky hotel in downton Boston, but the night has been disrupted by a violent domestic incident followed by some crazy drunk chick knocking on the door for five minutes, finally answering it, only to have her try to bust in to 'get her coat' that she supposedly had left in some other room. It took a bit to convince her she had the wrong room.

Now my roommates won't stop snoring. I am already having trouble getting to sleep due to an overactive mind and nerves.

Oh great, now a bunch of Spencer for Hire action on the streets! Yay!
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11661 on: March 13, 2010, 01:43:56 AM »
Quote from: Trigger11 on March 13, 2010, 01:06:08 AM
Swanky hotel in downton Boston, but the night has been disrupted by a violent domestic incident followed by some crazy drunk chick knocking on the door for five minutes, finally answering it, only to have her try to bust in to 'get her coat' that she supposedly had left in some other room. It took a bit to convince her she had the wrong room.

Now my roommates won't stop snoring. I am already having trouble getting to sleep due to an overactive mind and nerves.

Oh great, now a bunch of Spencer for Hire action on the streets! Yay!

I had a similar experience last time I was in Vegas.  >:(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11662 on: March 13, 2010, 06:14:13 AM »
Quote from: Trigger11 on March 13, 2010, 01:06:08 AM
Swanky hotel in downton Boston, but the night has been disrupted by a violent domestic incident followed by some crazy drunk chick knocking on the door for five minutes, finally answering it, only to have her try to bust in to 'get her coat' that she supposedly had left in some other room. It took a bit to convince her she had the wrong room.

Now my roommates won't stop snoring. I am already having trouble getting to sleep due to an overactive mind and nerves.

Oh great, now a bunch of Spencer for Hire action on the streets! Yay!

My family stayed in a Holiday Inn for a few nights back in the 70s, and there was a volunteer firefighters' convention in the hotel at the same time. Boy, did those guys party! One night, a couple of them were drunkenly ambling down the halls, knocking on doors and slurring out a song: "Why did you LEEEEAVE me here all alone?" My mother was pissed, but I thought it was hilarious!  :2thumbsup:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11663 on: March 13, 2010, 04:27:55 PM »
I have to leave in half an hour to go to work. I'm always leaving here to go to work!!  :angrydance:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11664 on: March 13, 2010, 07:04:18 PM »
My feet are cold
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11665 on: March 13, 2010, 09:21:14 PM »
Burger restaurant was a frickin ZOO tonight! So much to do!!  :GA:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11666 on: March 14, 2010, 12:07:10 PM »
i missed the football today fuck fucking fucker!  >:(

we won tho at least
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11667 on: March 14, 2010, 12:36:28 PM »
Stupid time change + oversleeping = the day's more than half over!  :facepalm2:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11668 on: March 14, 2010, 02:23:09 PM »
dust! dust everywhere! confounded dust!"
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11669 on: March 14, 2010, 02:24:57 PM »
Quote from: Dr Gunther von Hagens on March 14, 2010, 02:23:09 PM
dust! dust everywhere! confounded dust!"

Swiffer it up!  :thumbup:

I should do that myself, but I don't waaaaaaaaaant to... (emo)
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