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Re: What is Your Per Post Per Day Average?
« Reply #465 on: December 18, 2010, 07:02:50 AM »
You need to set your priorities straight. :orly:
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Re: What is Your Per Post Per Day Average?
« Reply #466 on: December 18, 2010, 07:04:46 AM »
You need to set your priorities straight. :orly:

But I want to get DNA testing to check for evidence of the rumored Native American ancestry!
Can't I do that first? Oh, and I also need new shoes with slip-resistant soles!  :chin:
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Re: What is Your Per Post Per Day Average?
« Reply #467 on: December 18, 2010, 07:10:34 AM »
You need to set your priorities straight. :orly:

But I want to get DNA testing to check for evidence of the rumored Native American ancestry!
Can't I do that first? Oh, and I also need new shoes with slip-resistant soles!  :chin:

How much is the DNA test?
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Re: What is Your Per Post Per Day Average?
« Reply #468 on: December 18, 2010, 07:11:22 AM »
You need to set your priorities straight. :orly:

But I want to get DNA testing to check for evidence of the rumored Native American ancestry!
Can't I do that first? Oh, and I also need new shoes with slip-resistant soles!  :chin:

How much is the DNA test?

Prices vary, but they all seem to be in the hundreds.   :orly:
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Re: What is Your Per Post Per Day Average?
« Reply #469 on: December 18, 2010, 07:16:27 AM »
And it'll show if you have Native American ancestry?
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Re: What is Your Per Post Per Day Average?
« Reply #470 on: December 18, 2010, 07:26:23 AM »
And it'll show if you have Native American ancestry?

Apparently there are ways to tell, yes, because they send you a paper with percentages on it...
something like "89% European, 9% Native American, 2% Sub-Saharan African." I have heard of at least one person
getting peeved because she was told she was part Native American but the test said she was part Asian; I imagine that is
because Native Americans have a lot of DNA in common with Asians, but I don't want to assert things that are beyond my ability to prove.
Anyway, I'm sure critics could find faults in any such test, but I'm still curious.   :nerdy:
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Re: What is Your Per Post Per Day Average?
« Reply #471 on: December 18, 2010, 07:20:18 PM »
You need to set your priorities straight. :orly:

But I want to get DNA testing to check for evidence of the rumored Native American ancestry!
Can't I do that first? Oh, and I also need new shoes with slip-resistant soles!  :chin:

Safety first. New safe shoes.
No Weeble will enjoy knowing the percentages in ancestry when she bangs her brains on the work-floor. And workers comp will not make up for the problems a slippery fall like that could cause.

After the shoes are there, we want pics and lots of posting about those shoes in detail of course.

Just to get your average up again, while you safe up, for the next priority in life.
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Re: What is Your Per Post Per Day Average?
« Reply #472 on: December 18, 2010, 08:55:38 PM »
You need to set your priorities straight. :orly:

But I want to get DNA testing to check for evidence of the rumored Native American ancestry!
Can't I do that first? Oh, and I also need new shoes with slip-resistant soles!  :chin:

Safety first. New safe shoes.
No Weeble will enjoy knowing the percentages in ancestry when she bangs her brains on the work-floor. And workers comp will not make up for the problems a slippery fall like that could cause.

After the shoes are there, we want pics and lots of posting about those shoes in detail of course.

Just to get your average up again, while you safe up, for the next priority in life.

What a splendid idea! I shall purchase the shoes next Wednesday and tell you all about them!   :2thumbsup:
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Re: What is Your Per Post Per Day Average?
« Reply #473 on: December 21, 2010, 01:10:54 PM »
Looking forward to seeing those new non-slip shoes, CBC.

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Re: What is Your Per Post Per Day Average?
« Reply #474 on: December 21, 2010, 01:22:12 PM »
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Re: What is Your Per Post Per Day Average?
« Reply #475 on: December 22, 2010, 03:45:32 AM »
Looking forward to seeing those new non-slip shoes, CBC.

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I will get them today at the mall!  :viking:


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Re: What is Your Per Post Per Day Average?
« Reply #476 on: December 23, 2010, 01:55:26 PM »
Looking forward to seeing those new non-slip shoes, CBC.

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I will get them today at the mall!  :viking:


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Will you take pics?

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Re: What is Your Per Post Per Day Average?
« Reply #477 on: December 23, 2010, 01:56:16 PM »
Looking forward to seeing those new non-slip shoes, CBC.

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I will get them today at the mall!  :viking:


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Will you take pics?

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Re: What is Your Per Post Per Day Average?
« Reply #478 on: December 23, 2010, 01:58:25 PM »
Enough. :zoinks:
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Re: What is Your Per Post Per Day Average?
« Reply #479 on: December 29, 2010, 03:55:03 AM »
7.884 per day.