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Offline Peter

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Happy singles awareness day (SAD)!
« on: February 14, 2007, 04:21:41 PM »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singles_Awareness_Day

I hope all the other singles out there are having a wonderful time. Remember to celebrate it, if possible, in the traditional way; by getting drunk and passing out alone in your parent's basement. Bonus points if you wank to anime at some point during the evening (yes, that's directed at you, Nomaken), and remember, this is the perfect day to make a drunken phone-call to your ex!
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Re: Happy singles awareness day (SAD)!
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2007, 04:36:59 PM »
LOL.  I wonder what it means considering that is exactly what I independantly decided to do for the evening...
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Re: Happy singles awareness day (SAD)!
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2007, 04:38:39 PM »
Screw SAD. Cheap chocolate, cheap chocolate!
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Re: Happy singles awareness day (SAD)!
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2007, 04:43:16 PM »
I wasn't really aware that valentines day was close.  I used to use the appearence of seasonal candy as an indicator, but they put candy up months in advance now.
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Re: Happy singles awareness day (SAD)!
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2007, 07:38:29 PM »
Quote from: Nomaken on February 14, 2007, 04:36:59 PM
LOL.  I wonder what it means considering that is exactly what I independantly decided to do for the evening...

in your case....Suck Another Dick.
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Re: Happy singles awareness day (SAD)!
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2007, 12:15:13 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on February 14, 2007, 07:38:29 PM
Quote from: Nomaken on February 14, 2007, 04:36:59 PM
LOL.  I wonder what it means considering that is exactly what I independantly decided to do for the evening...

in your case....Suck Another Dick.

Dude, I am way too drunk for this, what are you talking about?
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Re: Happy singles awareness day (SAD)!
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2007, 11:47:11 PM »
I actually read, "Shingles Awareness Day".

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Re: Happy singles awareness day (SAD)!
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2007, 08:18:07 AM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on February 14, 2007, 04:21:41 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singles_Awareness_Day

I hope all the other singles out there are having a wonderful time. Remember to celebrate it, if possible, in the traditional way; by getting drunk and passing out alone in your parent's basement. Bonus points if you wank to anime at some point during the evening (yes, that's directed at you, Nomaken), and remember, this is the perfect day to make a drunken phone-call to your ex!

Is The Lesbian/peedo PE teacher turned male demon in "Legend of the Overfiend" Suitiable for the wank? 
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Re: Happy singles awareness day (SAD)!
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2007, 12:36:28 PM »
Quote from: La_Mala on February 17, 2007, 08:18:07 AM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on February 14, 2007, 04:21:41 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singles_Awareness_Day

I hope all the other singles out there are having a wonderful time. Remember to celebrate it, if possible, in the traditional way; by getting drunk and passing out alone in your parent's basement. Bonus points if you wank to anime at some point during the evening (yes, that's directed at you, Nomaken), and remember, this is the perfect day to make a drunken phone-call to your ex!

Is The Lesbian/peedo PE teacher turned male demon in "Legend of the Overfiend" Suitiable for the wank? 

Amano Jyaku: "You fucking Makai are all the same; one little sniff of pussy, and you lose it! Heh! Heh!"
Makai: "So... you're not human..."
Amano: "I may not be human, but at least I'm not a fucking monster like you!"
Makai: "Stupid fool!" *shoots out sticky sperm*

Ahh, memories...
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