Ask the Misogynist anything

[Calandale]

Serves less purpose.
Trapping cum makes
it easy to masturbate
and then carry it to the
sink, without making a mess.

Have girls make flowers out of it?

Trap air, and make weird noises?

(the latter feels nice too)

[Litigious]

Have had girls putting their tounges inside it. That's nice. 

[Calandale]

Yes, it certainly is.

[McGiver]

Litigious, are men better than women?  if so, why?

[Litigious]

Litigious, are men better than women?  if so, why?

Because we don't bleed every 4 week; because we are intellectually, physically and morally stronger (usually); because we are loyal; because we're not sensitive, and, the few times we are we're certainly not sensitive over the colours of the curtains.

Etc. 

[Calandale]

Don't you find color schemes an important
part of your surroundings?

[Callaway]

Litigious, are men better than women?  if so, why?

Because we don't bleed every 4 week; because we are intellectually, physically and morally stronger (usually); because we are loyal; because we're not sensitive, and, the few times we are we're certainly not sensitive over the colours of the curtains.

Etc. 

What would you do if you woke up tomorrow bleeding, with cramps, and it happened every four weeks after that like clockwork?

I disagree about the loyal part, BTW.  I think some women are just as loyal as some men and while there are some disloyal women, there are probably even more disloyal men.

[purposefulinsanity]

I would reply to this latest crap but I'm too busy crying over the fact my duvet cover isn't the exact right shade of pink I wanted. 

[Callaway]

I would reply to this latest crap but I'm too busy crying over the fact my duvet cover isn't the exact right shade of pink I wanted. 

 

[Litigious]

Don't you find color schemes an important
part of your surroundings?

Yes, in fact more than most other heterosexual males, it seemes, but I wouldn't start WWIII because of it, like a wench would. 

[Litigious]

What would you do if you woke up tomorrow bleeding, with cramps, and it happened every four weeks after that like clockwork?

I'd try to get hold of a gun and kill myself like a man. I could also blow myself up with a home-made bomb, for which I already have stuff. 

[duncvis]

What would you do if you woke up tomorrow bleeding, with cramps, and it happened every four weeks after that like clockwork?

I'd try to get hold of a gun and kill myself like a man. I could also blow myself up with a home-made bomb, for which I already have stuff. 

For such a 'manly' uberman, you don't half come off as a drama queen.

OMG blood! *swoons and goes for the shotgun*

[odeon]

I would reply to this latest crap but I'm too busy crying over the fact my duvet cover isn't the exact right shade of pink I wanted. 

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[Eclair]

Litigious, are men better than women?  if so, why?

Because we don't bleed every 4 week; because we are intellectually, physically and morally stronger (usually); because we are loyal; because we're not sensitive, and, the few times we are we're certainly not sensitive over the colours of the curtains.

Etc. 

What would you do if you woke up tomorrow bleeding, with cramps, and it happened every four weeks after that like clockwork?

I disagree about the loyal part, BTW.  I think some women are just as loyal as some men and while there are some disloyal women, there are probably even more disloyal men.

What would you do if you woke up tomorrow bleeding, with cramps....your eye had a kebab skewer in it, one kidney was missing, your mouth had been superglued together, your fingers had been cut off and you found one of my stilletto heels firmly jammed up your ass?

[McGiver]

he would probably moan in pain since his lips were sealed.