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Ask the Misogynist anything
« on: February 13, 2007, 03:59:05 PM »
I couldn't find an ask thread for you, so I'm starting one.

How many women have you fucked up the arse?  How young was the youngest?  How old was the oldest?  How small was the smallest?  How big was the biggest?  How tight was the tightest?  How loose was the loosest?  What was your shortest time from meeting one to fucking her?  What was the longest time from meeting one to fucking her?  How many rejected your offer of anal pleasure?  How many licked your anus?  What age were you when you first licked your own cum out of a girl's arse?  What was your first anal experience like?  Who started it?  Did the woman ask for it, or did you offer it?  Which intensity members arses would you like to pleasure?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Litigious anything
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2007, 04:16:30 PM »
 ;D

Five. The youngest was 20 and the oldest was 54 or 55. The smallest was about 165 cm and weighed about 65 kg. The biggest was 188 cm and weighed about 100 kg. The tightest was so thight that I had to pull out my cock and pull the foreskin back and forwards a couple of times so that it would slide properly. The loosest was looser than a really tight pussy (if we still talk about arses). My shortest time from meeting one to fucking her was actually about 5 minutes, but we had talked on the phone before that. I think 3 or 4 rejected anal. Seven women have licked my anus. I was 23 when first licking my cum out of a girl's arse. My first anal experience was with the girl whom I fucked 5 minutes after we met. She both licked my anus and let me fuck her anally. I started it and offered it. I would like to pleasure apatura_iris's, fatty_mcblob's, and Hypnotica Gaze's arses. If ex member count, I'd actually please Graelwyn's as well. I don't know how the other female members here look, though.
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Re: Ask Litigious anything
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2007, 04:17:30 PM »
(Since I didn't start this thread myself, you're not granted answers to all of your questions.  ;))
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Re: Ask Litigious anything
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2007, 11:23:09 PM »
What do You like about Sweden?
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Re: Ask Litigious anything
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2007, 03:13:48 AM »
We have relatively good welfare, like medical care and dental care, most people are nice and polite, the nature is beautiful, especially in the summer, it's free to walk wherever you like, except in peoples' gardens, so you can walk in a privately owned forest, for instance, and no-one can tell you to leave...I guess there are more things, but I can't come up with them all right now.
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Re: Ask Litigious anything
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2007, 07:17:48 AM »
if you were really horny....i amean your dick was so hard that it could cut a diamond...would you fuck a guy up the arse?
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Re: Ask Litigious anything
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2007, 07:24:16 AM »
Maybe if he looked good and didn't had to much hair on him.  ;)
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Re: Ask Litigious anything
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2007, 07:26:07 AM »
Quote from: Litigious on February 14, 2007, 07:24:16 AM
Maybe if he looked good and didn't had to much hair on him.  ;)

so if peter mackenzie agreed to shave his body hair, then, you would fuck him?

if this ever happens, will you please videotape it and provide us with a link?
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Re: Ask Litigious anything
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2007, 07:29:53 AM »
Sure, if it ever happens. But I'm not particularly desperate right now, even though Pete is handsome.  ;)
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Re: Ask Litigious anything
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2007, 07:31:17 AM »
how many fucks could a wood fuck, fuck, if a wood fuck could fuck wood?
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Re: Ask Litigious anything
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2007, 07:35:23 AM »
I'm not sure what you mean, but I guess the answer is plenty.  8)
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Re: Ask Litigious anything
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2007, 08:50:29 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on February 14, 2007, 07:26:07 AM
Quote from: Litigious on February 14, 2007, 07:24:16 AM
Maybe if he looked good and didn't had to much hair on him.  ;)

so if peter mackenzie agreed to shave his body hair, then, you would fuck him?

if this ever happens, will you please videotape it and provide us with a link?

Do you think having a video of my anal cherry-popping by litigious would improve my success with the ladies, McJ?  I know at least one girl who'd be rather excited by it.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Litigious anything
« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2007, 08:53:38 AM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on February 14, 2007, 08:50:29 AM
Quote from: McJagger on February 14, 2007, 07:26:07 AM
Quote from: Litigious on February 14, 2007, 07:24:16 AM
Maybe if he looked good and didn't had to much hair on him.  ;)

so if peter mackenzie agreed to shave his body hair, then, you would fuck him?

if this ever happens, will you please videotape it and provide us with a link?

Do you think having a video of my anal cherry-popping by litigious would improve my success with the ladies, McJ?  I know at least one girl who'd be rather excited by it.

i know of several ladies here.

especially, if you were to give each other  a little head.
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Re: Ask Litigious anything
« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2007, 08:54:31 AM »
I think all girls here on Intensity should pay $100/€100 each for the honour of seeing such a movie.  8)
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Re: Ask Litigious anything
« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2007, 03:27:46 PM »
Quote from: Litigious on February 14, 2007, 08:54:31 AM
I think all girls here on Intensity should pay $100/€100 each for the honour of seeing such a movie.  8)

No, thank you.
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