Do read it again, Dunc!
I just saw the joke ... hee hee hee ... too clever.

We're doing another practice run at getting ready for school on time, this morning. It starts back on Wednesday. Everyone's a little stressed, so I put on some smooth jazz.

It doesn't calm me down as well as metal, but metal freaks out my wife and she was the one wiggin' out the most.
Bob James, Kenny G, Michael Franks ...
(Yes. I'm exposing myself to cancer in order to calm her down a bit.)