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Re: Last Word Getting Game.
« Reply #2475 on: March 20, 2007, 09:30:54 AM »
For a while there, the guy from Nantucket got away with it. Then, Odeon came along and took back the last word (carefully washing it before touching it, it should be noted).

The Nantucket fellow got lost and drowned in the ocean.
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Re: Last Word Getting Game.
« Reply #2476 on: March 20, 2007, 10:02:27 AM »
Alas poor man from Nantucket,
he drowned in the worlds biggest bucket.
As the widow was grieving,
she was hurriedly leaving,
To get laid by ALL  men on Nantucket. :evillaugh:
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Re: Last Word Getting Game.
« Reply #2477 on: March 20, 2007, 10:18:37 AM »
A litigant man from Sweden
behaved like a really mad heathen.
When from cops he got fined,
a road sign he mined,
and blew it all over West Sweden.

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Re: Last Word Getting Game.
« Reply #2478 on: March 20, 2007, 10:34:21 AM »
Oh god I have to make poem. ::)

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Re: Last Word Getting Game.
« Reply #2479 on: March 20, 2007, 10:49:47 AM »
Here's one for you, Kevv.  ;)

There once was a Kevv from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it!"

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Re: Last Word Getting Game.
« Reply #2480 on: March 20, 2007, 10:58:22 AM »
There once was a gal from Colorado,
who wrote last words with bravado.
But she could not real quite
stay up all damn night
to keep up with Black Bart's word cascado.

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Re: Last Word Getting Game.
« Reply #2481 on: March 20, 2007, 11:16:49 AM »
There once was a gent from Californy
and the sight of lady butt made him horny
But, alas for you see
married with children was he
So he he wanked off a lot in the potty! :evillaugh:
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Re: Last Word Getting Game.
« Reply #2482 on: March 20, 2007, 12:32:09 PM »
Callaway, Lit, Ozy +

Good stuff there, you hear!
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Re: Last Word Getting Game.
« Reply #2483 on: March 20, 2007, 12:36:45 PM »
oldie odeon sat on a wall.
oldie odeon though he would get the last call.
but much to his dismay, it went away.
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Re: Last Word Getting Game.
« Reply #2484 on: March 20, 2007, 12:47:07 PM »
There once was a man named McJagger
who was known to some as McFagger-
but he likely was not gay
for each time he saw a
woman he'd just want to shag her.
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Re: Last Word Getting Game.
« Reply #2485 on: March 20, 2007, 12:48:46 PM »
Oh, poets!
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Re: Last Word Getting Game.
« Reply #2486 on: March 20, 2007, 03:52:59 PM »
Quote from: odeon on March 20, 2007, 12:48:46 PM
Oh, poets!
That what I been saying from the beginning of these poems.
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Re: Last Word Getting Game.
« Reply #2487 on: March 20, 2007, 04:05:46 PM »
Yes, and since I suck at limericks and stuff, I'll just grab the last word and wait.
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Re: Last Word Getting Game.
« Reply #2488 on: March 20, 2007, 04:11:35 PM »
No, I don't think so.
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Re: Last Word Getting Game.
« Reply #2489 on: March 20, 2007, 04:19:50 PM »
oh no she didn't!

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