Would you like a new Pirate custom title to reflect your new mission, Capt. Scrapbeard, or is "Grand Phoobah of Chemical Warfare for the Aspie Elite" still good?
* Capt. Scrapbeard Takes out his trusty Cutlass and runs over to the enemy Lass Callaway to take her for his own. As he approaches he sees the white flag of truce tied around her arm
DAMN!!!
Aaaarg!! Me ship is named the G.P.C.W.A.E. (Grand Poobah of Chemical Warfare for the Aspie Elite) Booty Call.
No need to change it Callaway. Besides, when I get Adm. Duncvis to walk the plank and take the H.M.S. Intensitysquared, I be runnin' this ship anyways!!!