Listen up you scallywags!!! The G.P.C.W.A.E. Booty Call is a bout to set sail in serch of plunder and Yer Cap'n is looking for a motley crew to man her!!
We're going to hunt down the H.M.S. Intensitysquared and take her by force of Aaaaaaaarms!
We'll take all the plunder she has!! all her gold, her wenches and her rum!! and then we'll make Admiral Duncvis walk the plank!!
If we fail in our mission, we'll just drink a lot of rum and go Aaaaaaaaaaargh!!! all day long.
All sailors who enlist will get: A cutlass, an eye patch, a parrot and a bottle of rum!!!
ALL sign bellow or leave your witnessed maaaaaaaaaark!!