Ask the bots that stalk this site the ultimate question(s):

[Genesis]

Here's my first one:

Do you love your mother?

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do you play pokémon?

[Genesis]

Was Saddam Hussien the actual Saddam or was it one of his many doubles?

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If Raichu evolves from Pikachu then how come there's still pikachu 

[Genesis]

Are you sponge-worthy? And by that, I mean someone who hates SpongeBob Squarepants as much as I do.

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Why is it called an oven if you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

[Genesis]

Why is it called an oven if you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

^Is someone writing this down!?! It's rather a good question for the bots 

[Arya Quinn]

Can you pass the Turing Test?

[Genesis]

Can you pass the Turing Test?

Damn it! Now I'm wanting to rewatch Ex Machina again ^__^ *teehee

[odeon]

^Never liked that one.

[Genesis]

^Never liked that one.

Why?

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which is heavier, one pound of steel, or five pounds of feathers?

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Which vantage point determines what a city's skyline "looks like?"  Is there a single official vantage point?  Is there one vantage point that is standard for all/most cities?  Or does every city get its own unique vantage point for official "skyline" viewing?

[Genesis]

which is heavier, one pound of steel, or five pounds of feathers?

 

[odeon]

^Never liked that one.

Why?

It was a lifeless movie. Pretty, polished, but ultimately completely uninteresting.