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Re: Muggle Mom Appeals--Wants Harry Potter Books Banned from School Library
« Reply #15 on: January 31, 2007, 07:04:09 AM »
Maybe she needs a good ass fuck to loosen her up! :3some: :bananas: :reach:  She really needs to GET A LIFE!
so should we start a collection and put litigious on a plane?
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Re: Muggle Mom Appeals--Wants Harry Potter Books Banned from School Library
« Reply #16 on: January 31, 2007, 07:05:33 AM »
Lets pass the hat!  But, then again, who wants sex with a fanatic that badly! :o

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Re: Muggle Mom Appeals--Wants Harry Potter Books Banned from School Library
« Reply #17 on: January 31, 2007, 07:43:46 AM »
Lets pass the hat!  But, then again, who wants sex with a fanatic that badly! :o

It wouldn't be like sex at all. It would be martyrdom, sacrificing himself to the betterment of all humankind. Tig has things working his way right now, though. We need to find someone who is interested in a project or cause. I'm out, too - disqualified. There's no way I could get a bone for that bitch, even with a cockring.
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Re: Muggle Mom Appeals--Wants Harry Potter Books Banned from School Library
« Reply #18 on: January 31, 2007, 09:45:07 AM »
Burn her at the stake, since that is probably how she feels JK Rowling should go lol. I find this woman pathetic. She should find a TARDIS and return herself to the middle ages from whence she has clearly escaped.

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Re: Muggle Mom Appeals--Wants Harry Potter Books Banned from School Library
« Reply #19 on: January 31, 2007, 10:52:46 AM »
Nah, just give her a broomstick and tell her to shove it up her "coven"!   :evillaugh:

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Re: Muggle Mom Appeals--Wants Harry Potter Books Banned from School Library
« Reply #20 on: January 31, 2007, 02:01:29 PM »
I have no desire to kill this woman.  Seems like an overreaction.  People spout rediculous bullshit all the time.  What is important, to me at least, is that this woman will not have any effect.  She is just a noisy idiot.  And I find her frevor much more hilarious than offensive.  She is so trampled by the overwhelming belief in the harmlessness and benefit of the harry potter books that it is hilarious.  It would be like someone campaigning against orange juice.  That kind of insanity doesn't deserve hatred, it deserves its own radio show.
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
Reverence is fine, Sanctity is silly.
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Re: Muggle Mom Appeals--Wants Harry Potter Books Banned from School Library
« Reply #21 on: January 31, 2007, 02:46:39 PM »
I have no desire to kill this woman.  Seems like an overreaction.  People spout rediculous bullshit all the time.  What is important, to me at least, is that this woman will not have any effect.  She is just a noisy idiot.  And I find her frevor much more hilarious than offensive.  She is so trampled by the overwhelming belief in the harmlessness and benefit of the harry potter books that it is hilarious.  It would be like someone campaigning against orange juice.  That kind of insanity doesn't deserve hatred, it deserves its own radio show.
so this is your stance....



this week?
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Re: Muggle Mom Appeals--Wants Harry Potter Books Banned from School Library
« Reply #22 on: January 31, 2007, 03:38:53 PM »
Nah, just give her a broomstick and tell her to shove it up her "coven"!   :evillaugh:

My apologies to any Wiccan's I may have offended by using the term "coven" in that manner!
Don't worry, most Wiccans are not offended by anything you or I could conjure, without their bio samples.
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Re: Muggle Mom Appeals--Wants Harry Potter Books Banned from School Library
« Reply #23 on: January 31, 2007, 04:10:45 PM »
I have no desire to kill this woman.  Seems like an overreaction.  People spout rediculous bullshit all the time.  What is important, to me at least, is that this woman will not have any effect.  She is just a noisy idiot.  And I find her frevor much more hilarious than offensive.  She is so trampled by the overwhelming belief in the harmlessness and benefit of the harry potter books that it is hilarious.  It would be like someone campaigning against orange juice.  That kind of insanity doesn't deserve hatred, it deserves its own radio show.
so this is your stance....



this week?

No, it is my realistic stance.

My unserious stance is mutilate her, torture her, and then don't let her die.  But realistically her protest is better to be laughed at than piss you off.
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
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Re: Muggle Mom Appeals--Wants Harry Potter Books Banned from School Library
« Reply #24 on: January 31, 2007, 07:52:53 PM »
I have no desire to kill this woman.  Seems like an overreaction.  People spout rediculous bullshit all the time.  What is important, to me at least, is that this woman will not have any effect.  She is just a noisy idiot.  And I find her frevor much more hilarious than offensive.  She is so trampled by the overwhelming belief in the harmlessness and benefit of the harry potter books that it is hilarious.  It would be like someone campaigning against orange juice.  That kind of insanity doesn't deserve hatred, it deserves its own radio show.
so this is your stance....



this week?

No, it is my realistic stance.

My unserious stance is mutilate her, torture her, and then don't let her die.  But realistically her protest is better to be laughed at than piss you off.
thanks.

that helps me seperate the truth from the  :poop:
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Re: Muggle Mom Appeals--Wants Harry Potter Books Banned from School Library
« Reply #25 on: January 31, 2007, 09:28:40 PM »
Lets pass the hat!  But, then again, who wants sex with a fanatic that badly! :o

It wouldn't be like sex at all. It would be martyrdom, sacrificing himself to the betterment of all humankind. Tig has things working his way right now, though. We need to find someone who is interested in a project or cause. I'm out, too - disqualified. There's no way I could get a bone for that bitch, even with a cockring.

I might be able to do it.... after a 12 pack!!!  :laugh:

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Re: Muggle Mom Appeals--Wants Harry Potter Books Banned from School Library
« Reply #26 on: February 02, 2007, 11:14:36 PM »
Lets pass the hat!  But, then again, who wants sex with a fanatic that badly! :o

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Re: Muggle Mom Appeals--Wants Harry Potter Books Banned from School Library
« Reply #27 on: February 03, 2007, 08:30:02 AM »
I think what we need is a manly-looking woman with a strap-on in a dark room to give this woman the best sex of her life, then flip on the lights:  SURPRISE!  YOU'RE A HEATHEN LESBIAN!  And you've just been initiated into a coven, too, for this is actually not a mere dildo but a Penis of Astonding!
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Muggle Mom Appeals--Wants Harry Potter Books Banned from School Library
« Reply #28 on: February 03, 2007, 10:56:44 AM »
+ :laugh:

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Re: Muggle Mom Appeals--Wants Harry Potter Books Banned from School Library
« Reply #29 on: February 03, 2007, 11:02:43 AM »
I think what we need is a manly-looking woman with a strap-on in a dark room to give this woman the best sex of her life, then flip on the lights:  SURPRISE!  YOU'RE A HEATHEN LESBIAN!  And you've just been initiated into a coven, too, for this is actually not a mere dildo but a Penis of Astonding!
:evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: