Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist. -- Camille Paglia.
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Ignoring the fact that the SO's new vehicle is a 2002 white Chevy Impala...and the fact that I will probably look like an undercover drug enforcement agent if I take it to walmart.On second thought...this might be fun.
Quote from: Icequeen on August 24, 2014, 09:55:08 AMIgnoring the fact that the SO's new vehicle is a 2002 white Chevy Impala...and the fact that I will probably look like an undercover drug enforcement agent if I take it to walmart.On second thought...this might be fun. Ma'am, just remember, it is against the law to impersonate a police officer.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 05, 2014, 03:34:44 PMQuote from: Icequeen on August 24, 2014, 09:55:08 AMIgnoring the fact that the SO's new vehicle is a 2002 white Chevy Impala...and the fact that I will probably look like an undercover drug enforcement agent if I take it to walmart.On second thought...this might be fun. Ma'am, just remember, it is against the law to impersonate a police officer. We at the NSA would like to inform you that Icequeen is definitely not a police officer gathering vital intelligence on you spazzes.
Quote from: Semicolon on September 05, 2014, 06:42:38 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on September 05, 2014, 03:34:44 PMQuote from: Icequeen on August 24, 2014, 09:55:08 AMIgnoring the fact that the SO's new vehicle is a 2002 white Chevy Impala...and the fact that I will probably look like an undercover drug enforcement agent if I take it to walmart.On second thought...this might be fun. Ma'am, just remember, it is against the law to impersonate a police officer. We at the NSA would like to inform you that Icequeen is definitely not a police officer gathering vital intelligence on you spazzes. Found out the local constable has the same car. Muahahaha
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
Trying to ignore the fact my feet are cold and not doing it very well