The itch between my shoulder blades
Either a fork or a serrated knife will reach that itch beautifully! 
hair brush did the trick nicely. with hardly a scratch......serrated knife...HaHa
wow, that was a while back
Ah yes, it was! I use a serrated knife but I angle it carefully, it really works! 
Scratching your back against a door frame will also do nicely.
The cow approves of that method.
Cows like to do that, don't they? They live life in a mellow fashion. 
I do like that huge, massive calmness of a cow indeed. The feel and the smell are great.
They are not always like that though.
Would be nice, being around cows again. Been a long time.