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Re: New Normal
« Reply #45 on: September 25, 2020, 05:55:34 AM »
Hey, no need to get nasty. :smarty:
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Re: New Normal
« Reply #46 on: September 25, 2020, 01:57:10 PM »
It's just a nasty cough
Wear a mask , if it bothers you   :P   :laugh:

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Re: New Normal
« Reply #47 on: September 25, 2020, 03:26:36 PM »
It's just a nasty cough
Wear a mask you twat, if it bothers you   :P   :laugh:

See?  My version works much better.
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Re: New Normal
« Reply #48 on: September 25, 2020, 10:09:28 PM »
Grocery shopping as needed, stocking what I can. No big shopping lists like before though...I want in and out as fast as possible, and I use the self checkout a lot now. Not waiting in line.

Ordering some other things online.

Cut and colored my hair long before this, SO doesn't have much left...so no worries there. Just making sure I'm stocked on cat food, the shelves are frequently bare on certain items, so I've been trying to keep some backup essentials.

Avoiding people more than I did (and I was pretty proficient at it before the shit hit the fan) :laugh:.

Not many of these f*ckers are masking up...still :facepalm2:


I figure it's not long before I start biting people at the rate this is going, these local nitwits should thank f*cking god I am wearing a mask instead of trying to tell me I don't need one because I still have plenty of teeth and I'm getting tired listening to unsolicited bullshit from people I don't even know anymore. :roar:

Did I talk to you Karen? No? Then STFU.

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Re: New Normal
« Reply #49 on: September 26, 2020, 12:48:32 AM »
Fewer than 12 steps to the beer. :zoinks:
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Re: New Normal
« Reply #50 on: September 26, 2020, 10:25:28 AM »
Fewer than 12 steps to the beer. :zoinks:

Yep, and thankfully won't be running out of that anytime soon since SO closed up the bar.  :thumbup:





 

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Re: New Normal
« Reply #51 on: September 26, 2020, 01:48:23 PM »
I figure it's not long before I start biting people

I've missed you.  :eyelash:
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Re: New Normal
« Reply #52 on: September 27, 2020, 01:55:36 AM »
I miss the old normal.
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Re: New Normal
« Reply #53 on: September 27, 2020, 10:49:35 AM »
I figure it's not long before I start biting people

I've missed you.  :eyelash:

I need to stop by more.

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Re: New Normal
« Reply #54 on: October 25, 2020, 07:41:09 PM »
Did hair color this weekend. Guess new normal isn't going to involve getting old after all.

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Re: New Normal
« Reply #55 on: October 26, 2020, 02:58:19 AM »
Did hair color this weekend. Guess new normal isn't going to involve getting old after all.

My wife always gets her hair coloured with my daughter.  I have an arrangement with my daughter that she phones me straight after to tell me exactly what my wife has had done so when she walks gets home and asks me "does my hair look different" I can say yes and tell her exactly how it is different.

In return for this information service I put new tyres on my daughters car whenever they're needed.

Quid pro quo.
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Re: New Normal
« Reply #56 on: October 26, 2020, 09:58:55 AM »
Did hair color this weekend. Guess new normal isn't going to involve getting old after all.

My wife always gets her hair coloured with my daughter.  I have an arrangement with my daughter that she phones me straight after to tell me exactly what my wife has had done so when she walks gets home and asks me "does my hair look different" I can say yes and tell her exactly how it is different.

In return for this information service I put new tyres on my daughters car whenever they're needed.

Quid pro quo.
Wear dark hair, so the silver skunk streak is a bit obvious. :laugh: Don't ever ask husband if it looks different, or if he likes it. Already know the way he prefers my hair isn't how I prefer my hair.

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Re: New Normal
« Reply #57 on: October 26, 2020, 03:55:57 PM »
All work and no play....



I felt an urge to QFT. :P
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Re: New Normal
« Reply #58 on: December 20, 2020, 03:07:58 PM »
With 324,000 deaths so far here, Everybody doesn't seem to care. People still out with no masks

Seems like the numbers will only increase. America will have the worst deaths number wise of any fucking country, We will probably be the laughing stock of the world for years

Canada doesn't even have 20k deaths.

Lazy Americans~
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Re: New Normal
« Reply #59 on: December 20, 2020, 04:01:00 PM »
With 324,000 deaths so far here, Everybody doesn't seem to care. People still out with no masks

Seems like the numbers will only increase. America will have the worst deaths number wise of any fucking country, We will probably be the laughing stock of the world for years

Canada doesn't even have 20k deaths.

Lazy Americans~

Hate to be the bearer of bad news but the laughing stock thing began in 2016.
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