A high school friend of mine has a new normal.
It's called "Do meth, do some really stupid shit and end up in an encounter with the police"
In his latest episode, his uncle got a hotel room in Ventura for he and his mother to come down from Santa Maria and visit. In addition to struggling with meth addiction, he's also a sex addict and nothing makes him hornier than meth. So at some point he got some meth, looked up some porn videos on a laptop and stated to masturbate right in front of his mother!!!.
Lucky for my friend, she didn't call the cops, instead she called up her other son to come pick her up.