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No, Scr'eap, THAT was too much information ...
Quote from: Graelwyn on January 27, 2007, 05:15:20 PMRecorded my burps but not farts. can we hear one?
Recorded my burps but not farts.
Wonder who is gonna be the first to lay their turd out against a ruler and take a photo to compare relative dimensions
I usually shit every day when I first get up, which is convenient as it means I don't have to worry about it the rest of the day. It twas a little pebbledashed today
Quote from: Graelwyn on January 27, 2007, 02:28:04 PMI usually shit every day when I first get up, which is convenient as it means I don't have to worry about it the rest of the day. It twas a little pebbledashed today I usually take my first shit after my morning coffee.
who has had near orgasmic poops?"
Quote from: McJagger on January 28, 2007, 12:19:14 PMwho has had near orgasmic poops?"I have. I once had a really fat and long turd that came out of my arsehole in one single piece, that almost reached the surface of the water in the toilet bowl before it slipped out of my anus. It really felt like being fucked from inside by my own shit.
Quote from: Litigious on January 28, 2007, 12:31:53 PMQuote from: McJagger on January 28, 2007, 12:19:14 PMwho has had near orgasmic poops?"I have. I once had a really fat and long turd that came out of my arsehole in one single piece, that almost reached the surface of the water in the toilet bowl before it slipped out of my anus. It really felt like being fucked from inside by my own shit. at one point, did you try to work it back and forth (in and out)?
Quote from: McJagger on January 28, 2007, 12:35:20 PMQuote from: Litigious on January 28, 2007, 12:31:53 PMQuote from: McJagger on January 28, 2007, 12:19:14 PMwho has had near orgasmic poops?"I have. I once had a really fat and long turd that came out of my arsehole in one single piece, that almost reached the surface of the water in the toilet bowl before it slipped out of my anus. It really felt like being fucked from inside by my own shit. at one point, did you try to work it back and forth (in and out)?Oooooooooh if Freud was here right now......................
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!
nice is just something written on biscuits.