So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready

[Conspiracy Nut]

If this was a job interview, I wouldn't hire you, because you are unable to make a decision on the russian covid vaccine which you claim you are more educated about than me. so why cant you give me a yes or no answer if you know so much?

[Conspiracy Nut]

You'll notice I'm not having the same trouble making a decision on the russian covid vaccine, i have no problem explaining my decision.

but you cant do it.

you are that intellectually weak and dishonest that you, physically, cannot do it. you cant bring yourself to speak sense.

[Conspiracy Nut]

you just hide behind "blah blah research" i.e. you will do whatever the fuck you are told, and you havent done any research about anything.

What covid vaccine research have you done? I'm calling your bluff. you haven't done any. you are a liar.

[Conspiracy Nut]

and whose research do you trust?  Bill Gates? If there was a russian software guy in the covid vaccine game, would you trust him? or do you only listen to american software engineers when it comes to your health?

we've already established that it cant be any software engineer, because steve gibson isnt good enough for you, although he is an assembler developer and arguably more of a techie than bill gates. No, for you to trust him, he needs to be a psychopathic software developer, like bill gates, then you will listen to his ideas about your health. Incredible. 

you really are a tool and you cant even see that you are one.

I mean words fail me.

[Conspiracy Nut]

DERP DERP DERP BILL GATES GOOD STEVE GIBSON BAD DERP DERP DERP

If you knew anything about either of those people, you would know how fucking stupid you sound when you argue against Steve in favour of Bill.

Honestly those of you who say you work in tech, must be taking home below average wages.

[Conspiracy Nut]

If someone tells me they care about PC security and they dont recognise the name Steve Gibson, i aint fuckin hiring them. you can but i wont.

[Conspiracy Nut]

And if you actually listened to me, not only could you save your health, you could upskill in your career, learn about cyber security, and earn a lot more money. you could finally stop being poor, wouldn't that be nice?

[Conspiracy Nut]

And if that doesn't tempt you, remember, money gives you access to better healthcare, which would be beneficial for a very overweight person such as yourself.

I'm just trying to help you.

[Conspiracy Nut]

the covid vaccine isnt even going to protect you if you are fat, so you might as well hit the gym now. im begging you to lose some weight.

[Conspiracy Nut]

I don't understand how you can say you care about scientific research. there's so much research that says being fat is bad for your health, its overwhelmingly a medical fact, and still you maintain a fat weight. why?

seems to me that you dont actually do what science says, you do what is easy

then you rationalise it after the fact

[Conspiracy Nut]

you dont get to pick and choose your research ("oh i believe in vaccines, but also im body positive and i believe in obesity as a fashion choice")


science say obesity very bad. obesity worst. not fashion choice.

[Fun With Matches]

Why are you bothering?

[Conspiracy Nut]

dunno. irony is if the authorities actually did tell Cartman to take the russian vaccine he would do it tomorrow. Having already established with me that it's not safe 

Of course, his idea of what makes something safe or not simple boils down to whether an authority told him to do it, because then he doesn't have to think.

[odeon]

If this was a job interview, I wouldn't hire you, because you are unable to make a decision on the russian covid vaccine which you claim you are more educated about than me. so why cant you give me a yes or no answer if you know so much?

If this was a job interview you wouldn't have anyone to talk to.

[odeon]

What do you do for a living, Reggie? Do you have a job? Mum still does your laundry, though, right?