Everyone is going to die!!!!

[Conspiracy Nut]

I meant 4 pi r cubed.

Houses need to be big.  Vote tory.

I meant 4 pi r squared fucks sake

[Conspiracy Nut]

covid does feel weird when its running on you. like when the rna goes into all your cells and starts running. its a weird feeling. i was tripping fever dreams for 2 days. ive learned to look forward to the flu because a bad flu is like tripping on shrooms once you focus out the pain. I dont think any of the covid made it into my brain as some medicians speculate. covid cant get into my brain it just bounce off. but it got all up in my joints, and definitely into my balls. i was clutching them the whole time im  sorry to be graphic. it got all up in there inside the ball cavity and destroyed my ball cavity. its not fixable. i probably cant make babies now. I'm sorry. the covid already got to me.                             

[Conspiracy Nut]

the media had a good run, they sold a lot of papers, they scared a lot of people to death, but now that nobody is sick, and doctors are just dancing around making tik tok videos, its pretty clear to everyone with a brain that this was all a big bunch of stinky bullshit.

[Conspiracy Nut]

if you send me an article saying 10 million people have covid, what does that even mean? do you realise how many people died every day in 2019 before covid? it was a lot of fucking people. a lot of fucking people die every fucking day. roughly the same number that are dying 'from' covid you fools.

give me your biggest baddest scariest stat for death counts, the one that makes you really shit your pants, and i will show you how flu kills that number of people. its not hard to get a fucking grip?

[Conspiracy Nut]

A lot of these old people aint spreading knowledge and wisdom they just making ASDA promos and shit.

[Conspiracy Nut]

covid was designed by perverts you can tell.

[Conspiracy Nut]

this is a rational dialogue!

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[Jack]

give me your biggest baddest scariest stat for death counts, the one that makes you really shit your pants, and i will show you how flu kills that number of people.

In the US heart disease kills approximately 650,000 people per year; that's about 1 in every 4 deaths.

[Dirty Big Yoke]

I'm beginning to wonder if I know this guy... I know a work colleague who is EXACTLY like this. Even down to the weird conspiracy stuff and being a tory.

[Pyraxis]

I thought he was someone SBI knew from Wrongplanet.

[Dirty Big Yoke]

Possibly? He always seemed like he was on the spectrum, although he never explicitly said it. I sit beside the guy at work and often think of wanting to snap his neck - not because of his wacky views or political leaning (half of the company is tory anyway), but purely on how fucking annoying he is. Random laughing, deliberate lip smacking sounds, farted a lot, always opened his shirt a little too much to show his chest hair (please, I've more hair on my balls and I don't show it off) and has the most annoying nasally voice ever.

This dude has a lot of the same energy, although it's hard to get annoyed when it's just text.