Everyone is going to die!!!!

[Dirty Big Yoke]

It's okay, those poor (((elites))) will leave you alone now. It's okay, shhhhhh

[Conspiracy Nut]

As far as I can tell, Bill Gates and Ghislaine Maxwell are elite power brokers and they won't leave me alone. Bill was here yesterday, trying to measure and see how thick my upper arm is. Ok I made that bit up. But if anyone measures my arm I'm going to assume they're working for him 

[Dirty Big Yoke]

I'm spying on you right now, I can see your pee

[odeon]

You're sort of like a human lava lamp, aren't you? Entertaining but random and ultimately pointless.

[Minister Of Silly Walks]

The stuff you are making up makes as much sense as the stuff you think is real.

Bill Gates is immune from coronavirus. It doesn't affect alien lizards.

[Conspiracy Nut]

I would take the covid vaccine but I need a good reason to take it.

Like if it extends my penis by an inch or grows my muscles out thick. Immunity from covid isn't very tempting, I already have that.

Come on Rishi. £10 vouchers what is this shit? We want free penis injections for everyone.


if i was chancellor I would have a big package of penis injections. and no covid vaccine until you've finished your penis vaccine.

when a man has sex with a woman, she can transmit the small size of her penis on to him, and that's why women should receive penis vaccine.

[Dirty Big Yoke]

 

[Minister Of Silly Walks]

when a man has sex with a woman, she can transmit the small size of her penis on to him, and that's why women should receive penis vaccine.

I know that it's 2020 and women can have penises now, but as a general rule women don't have penises, not even small ones.

[SBI_Patience]

I would take the covid vaccine but I need a good reason to take it.

Like if it extends my penis by an inch or grows my muscles out thick. Immunity from covid isn't very tempting, I already have that.

Come on Rishi. £10 vouchers what is this shit? We want free penis injections for everyone.


if i was chancellor I would have a big package of penis injections. and no covid vaccine until you've finished your penis vaccine.

when a man has sex with a woman, she can transmit the small size of her penis on to him, and that's why women should receive penis vaccine.

What in the fuck did I just read? Please tell me I was not half asleep reading this? 

[odeon]

I would take the covid vaccine but I need a good reason to take it.

Like if it extends my penis by an inch or grows my muscles out thick. Immunity from covid isn't very tempting, I already have that.

Come on Rishi. £10 vouchers what is this shit? We want free penis injections for everyone.


if i was chancellor I would have a big package of penis injections. and no covid vaccine until you've finished your penis vaccine.

when a man has sex with a woman, she can transmit the small size of her penis on to him, and that's why women should receive penis vaccine.

What in the fuck did I just read? Please tell me I was not half asleep reading this? 

He might have been half asleep writing it.

Guessing he was stoned.

[Conspiracy Nut]

just my nightly 21 bong salute

[Conspiracy Nut]

They were on the news again tonight saying how dangerous it is to believe the things i wrote. I must be pretty powerful if they have to go on the news every night to tell people not to listen to me. But they never explain what's dangerous about it??? I guess that, to them, people investigating Epstein and finding out how many pedos run things is REALLY dangerous.

[Dirty Big Yoke]

What you write is not dangerous. Just a bit stupid and deranged.

I'm convinced you suffer with some sort of mental illness - I'm not saying that as an insult.

[Conspiracy Nut]

I'm toying with the idea that pollution (BILLIONS of particles of which found in a gram of human heart tissue, and known cognitive effects*) has caused everyone to become mentally ill.


*this is actually true: https://www.theguardian.com/society/2019/jul/12/billions-of-air-pollution-particles-found-in-hearts-of-city-dwellers

But yeah If you figure out what I have let me know. I don't have time to talk to no double dome.

I am fairly au fait with the mental illness thing I have had to visit my sister in the psych ward, it is what it is. It would be pretty remarkable if I wasn't mentally ill.

But I'm absolutely not joking when I say I'm succesful in life, and to a certain extent, that is the definition of sanity. Sure, beneath the surface my life is absolutely chaotic. But I meet 100% of the obligations of a sane person.

[Dirty Big Yoke]

I doubt your success, but okay.