OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!

[Genesis]

I was in America last week and I swear to god this guy had like a 12 year old kid as his girlfriend and they were high as kites and all over each other in Walmart. That place is an alternative universe where the animals run wild.

That's the shit I see every time I work... stupid shit, same routines every single shift!

This weekend as my shift was winding down, two "ladies" walked into the laundry detergent/etc. aisle.  And something seemed off......as it turned out the maybe younger of two, was wearing the tightest bustier in electric pink, that I had ever seen.  She looked like she was in her 30's and was not exactly "svelte".  I noted her and looked away, my co-worker and I looked at each other with bemused looks and I said to him...."What has been seen, cannot be unseen."  It was a "pass the brain bleach moment."  It had been very cold out and this was about 10-10:30 PM.  And she was wide open and headed for wardrobe malfunction.  We finished up and got the hell out of there.   Now the walmart that I work in has a lot of "pajama' pants moments, I haven't noticed butt crack moments.  But, this was the first imminent boob explosion that I had seen in my 2 1/2 years.

O_O 

[Minister Of Silly Walks]

Here kid, play with this plastic bag!

[odeon]

 

Maybe mum got used to the same treatment as a child.

[Walkie]

Here kid, play with this plastic bag!

my first thought was "WTF that looks like a plastic bag"'
my second thought was "Nah, it can't be"and so i -uselessly- tried to look more closely.
I'm not sure, and loathe to judge by appearanes, but, somehow, that mother looks like the dumb sort.

On a more cheerful note, my neighbour spotted two women walking down the street using sanitary pads as masks. Now that is 

[renaeden]

On a more cheerful note, my neighbour spotted two women walking down the street using sanitary pads as masks. Now that is 

I have seen some people wearing homemade masks of different materials, but that is hilarious!

[Gopher Gary]

On a more cheerful note, my neighbour spotted two women walking down the street using sanitary pads as masks. Now that is 

 



Oh, and here's the buttwipe who bought all the toilet paper. 

[odeon]

[Walkie]

I wouldn't be so sure Gopher. I reckon that woman marching behind him is the buttwipe's Commander-in-Chief. She just looks the sort who would make your life even more of a misery than it already is, if you don;t jump at the chance to be her patsy.

(dislaimer: this is pure speculation, not rumourmongering  I don't know those people from Adam. Also, it isnt misogynist . I'm a woman myself,  and I've know plenty of men who look just like that woman...  ...or rather act in the way that i speculate she acts...err am i just digging a deeper hole for myself?)

[Jesse]

I refuse to go into WAL-MART. they are scanning your reciepts now when you leave, and it's like hello. You have Cameras everywhere you can literally see me on camera in line and just bought all this shit! lol

Never again. I will order online from them though, 

[Gopher Gary]

I wouldn't be so sure Gopher. I reckon that woman marching behind him is the buttwipe's Commander-in-Chief. She just looks the sort who would make your life even more of a misery than it already is, if you don;t jump at the chance to be her patsy.

(dislaimer: this is pure speculation, not rumourmongering  I don't know those people from Adam. Also, it isnt misogynist . I'm a woman myself,  and I've know plenty of men who look just like that woman...  ...or rather act in the way that i speculate she acts...err am i just digging a deeper hole for myself?)

Nope, he's clearly the man in charge and she's following a few steps behind just like all good women should. 

[Gopher Gary]

I refuse to go into WAL-MART. they are scanning your reciepts now when you leave, and it's like hello. You have Cameras everywhere you can literally see me on camera in line and just bought all this shit! lol

Never again. I will order online from them though, 

They don't bother people here unless there's something in the cart that isn't bagged and the unbagged stuff is all they scan, so if I have something that can't fit in a bag I just have my receipt ready. Although that does mean I don't bother using my reusable shopping bags when I go to walmart. 

[Jesse]

I'd definitely give a gopher a once over at wal-mart. what are you doing there besides shoplifting? 

[Gopher Gary]

I'd definitely give a gopher a once over at wal-mart. what are you doing there besides shoplifting? 

I'm mainly there for the butt cracks. 

[Jesse]

 

[Trigger 11]

I was in America last week and I swear to god this guy had like a 12 year old kid as his girlfriend and they were high as kites and all over each other in Walmart. That place is an alternative universe where the animals run wild.

Where were you?