I moved to the UK right during the Brexit referendum - FML.
Oh dear. I'm just glad the locals haven't burned you at the stake 
Are you in a city, or doing the rural thing?
I'm not brown enough

In a large town in East Midlands, near Leicester/Nottingham. It's okay, but it's home to some of the worst kebabs in existence. Until the German donner place arrived, that is. I would be bored shitless if it were a rural place.
What I wouldn't give for some good British takeaway

A shish or chicken kebab would be heaven

A proper British Chinese takeaway. Lemon or pineapple chicken with fried rice

Hungarian Chinese food is shit

Chips and brown sauce

Chicken tikka and pilau rice

There are a few decent Indian restaurants, but nothing like back home

An oval bite from Greggs

Pizza

Hungarian pizza is just embarrassing

There is one great pizza place, but the rest are terrible.