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Offline MEATUS MCGIRTHERATOR

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ASK ME SOME FUCKING QUESTIONS
« on: March 26, 2020, 10:39:15 AM »
I PROBABLY WON'T EVEN BOTHER ANSWERING, BUT FEEL FREE TO GO AHEAD AND WASTE YOUR TIME ANYWAY, CUNTS.
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Re: ASK ME SOME FUCKING QUESTIONS
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2020, 11:29:37 AM »
What's your favourite position?
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Re: ASK ME SOME FUCKING QUESTIONS
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2020, 03:49:17 PM »
What's your favourite colour?
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Re: ASK ME SOME FUCKING QUESTIONS
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2020, 04:07:37 PM »
Quote from: 'andersom' on March 26, 2020, 11:29:37 AM
What's your favourite position?

ONE OF SUPERIORITY.

Quote from: Minister of silly walks on March 26, 2020, 03:49:17 PM
What's your favourite colour?

GENERALLY, WHICHEVER IS THE LEAST FAVOURITE OF WHOEVER I HAPPEN TO BE TALKING TO. WHEN THIS INFORMATION CANNOT BE EXTRACTED, RED BECAUSE IT SIGNIFIES ANGER.
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Re: ASK ME SOME FUCKING QUESTIONS
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2020, 06:01:12 PM »
Do you have a penis or a vagina?  :orly:
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Re: ASK ME SOME FUCKING QUESTIONS
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2020, 06:10:38 PM »
Quote from: HATE AND ABUSE on March 26, 2020, 04:07:37 PM
Quote from: 'andersom' on March 26, 2020, 11:29:37 AM
What's your favourite position?

ONE OF SUPERIORITY.



How long have you been hoping to experience said superiority?
Do you cry in your sleep?
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Re: ASK ME SOME FUCKING QUESTIONS
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2020, 06:31:06 PM »
What is your favourite vegetable?

Mine is a toss-up between brussels sprouts and broccoli.
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Re: ASK ME SOME FUCKING QUESTIONS
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2020, 06:32:23 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on March 26, 2020, 06:01:12 PM
Do you have a penis or a vagina?  :orly:

Or option #3, a mangina.
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Re: ASK ME SOME FUCKING QUESTIONS
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2020, 09:38:27 PM »
Do you like Pie?
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Re: ASK ME SOME FUCKING QUESTIONS
« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2020, 09:47:34 PM »
Why did you send the Leprechauns to steal my socks?
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Re: ASK ME SOME FUCKING QUESTIONS
« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2020, 01:31:36 AM »
What Leo Sayer song is your favourite?
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Re: ASK ME SOME FUCKING QUESTIONS
« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2020, 08:04:20 AM »
What's your favourite poison?
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Re: ASK ME SOME FUCKING QUESTIONS
« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2020, 01:09:35 PM »
Quote from: odeon on March 27, 2020, 01:31:36 AM
What Leo Sayer song is your favourite?

I reckon HAA is more of a Barry Manilow fan. Favourite song: Mandy.
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Offline MEATUS MCGIRTHERATOR

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Re: ASK ME SOME FUCKING QUESTIONS
« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2020, 01:27:19 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on March 26, 2020, 06:01:12 PM
Do you have a penis or a vagina?  :orly:

A LONSDALEITE LEVIATHAN OF SUCH COLOSSAL GIRTH AND MAGNITUDE THAT IT DEFIES THE LAWS OF FUCKING PHYSICS.

Quote from: Gopher Gary on March 26, 2020, 06:01:12 PM
Do you cry in your sleep?

I WAS BORN WITHOUT TEAR DUCTS. MY MERE FUCKING EXISTENCE REDEFINES WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A MAN.

Quote from: Minister of silly walks on March 26, 2020, 06:31:06 PM
What is your favourite vegetable?

PUMPKINS MAKE FOR THE MOST EFFECTIVE WEAPONS, BUT LIKE ANY REAL MAN, I  STICK TO A CARNIVORE DIET. RED MEAT FURTHER ENHANCES MY ALREADY OFF THE SCALE TESTOSTERONE LEVELS.

Quote from: Minister of silly walks on March 26, 2020, 06:31:06 PM
Mine is a toss-up between brussels sprouts and broccoli.

LITERALLY NO ONE FUCKING CARES.

Quote from: Genesis on March 26, 2020, 09:38:27 PM
Do you like Pie?

PLUM PIES (WITH THE STONES LEFT IN) MAKE FOR MODERATELY EFFECTIVE WEAPONS, BUT PUMPKINS ARE PREFERABLE.

Quote from: Genesis on March 26, 2020, 09:47:34 PM
Why did you send the Leprechauns to steal my socks?

BECAUSE I LIKE MY BITCHES BAREFOOT, PREGNANT, AND STATIONED PERMANENTLY BY THE SANDWITCH PRODUCTION LINE. GET BACK TO WORK, CUNT.

Quote from: odeon on March 27, 2020, 01:31:36 AM
What Leo Sayer song is your favourite?

Quote from: Minister of silly walks on March 27, 2020, 01:09:35 PM
I reckon HAA is more of a Barry Manilow fan. Favourite song: Mandy.

I HADN'T EVEN HEARD OF THESE CUNTS BEFORE YOU TWO MENTIONED THEM. WHO THE  FUCK LISTENS TO THIS GAY SHIT?! AM I THE ONLY HETEROSEXUAL CUNT HERE?!

Quote from: Pyraxis on March 27, 2020, 08:04:20 AM
What's your favourite poison?

ANYTHING THAT GETS THE FUCKING JOB DONE. ONLY A FUCKING INCEL NERD WOULD CARE ABOUT THE DETAILS.
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Re: ASK ME SOME FUCKING QUESTIONS
« Reply #14 on: March 27, 2020, 01:38:19 PM »
Are you sexually insecure? Do you feel your sexual identity is in doubt?
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