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Offline Minister Of Silly Walks

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Make fun of gophers thread
« on: July 26, 2019, 04:25:05 AM »
In honour of our own virtue-signalling, intellectually dishonest, ankle-rooting, not to mention stinky, gopher, we need a thread dedicated to making fun of gophers.

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Re: Make fun of gophers thread
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2019, 09:57:42 AM »
They also have bad hair.
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Re: Make fun of gophers thread
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2019, 07:45:49 PM »
Quote from: Minister of silly walks on July 26, 2019, 04:25:05 AM
In honour of our own virtue-signalling, intellectually dishonest, ankle-rooting, not to mention stinky, gopher, we need a thread dedicated to making fun of gophers.



You're the worst neighbor ever. I'm jealous of people who don't know you. I hope someone reports you to the HOA and then you'll receive a polite but sternly worded letter.  >:D
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Re: Make fun of gophers thread
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2019, 08:12:02 PM »
Gophers are so stinky, they need to creep up on bathwater.

Gophers are so stinky, they make skunks jealous.

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Two gophers got married. On their wedding night the groom took his shoes and socks off and went and locked himself in the bathroom and thought "how am I going to tell my wife that I have disgustingly smelly feet and my socks smell like death?". He had kept his smelly feet a secret the whole time they were dating.

His wife knocked on the door and asked if she could come in.

The groom said "darling, I have a secret". His wife whispered in his ear and said "I have a secret too!!!". The groom said "let me guess, you ate my socks?".
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Re: Make fun of gophers thread
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2019, 08:52:00 PM »
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Re: Make fun of gophers thread
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2019, 09:15:01 AM »
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Re: Make fun of gophers thread
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2019, 02:29:03 AM »


See!!! Nobody likes gophers!!!
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Re: Make fun of gophers thread
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2019, 02:34:07 AM »
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Re: Make fun of gophers thread
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2019, 08:14:22 AM »
Keep eating my zucchini gopher....

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Re: Make fun of gophers thread
« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2019, 03:20:47 PM »
That's an impressive save....or is it an evacuation?
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Re: Make fun of gophers thread
« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2019, 06:24:55 PM »
On top of all that, you are like a thousand years old in gopher years. It is a miracle that you are even alive. Obviously the years have not been kind to you either.
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Re: Make fun of gophers thread
« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2019, 08:03:55 PM »
Wow! Look at all these handsome photos of me.  :roses:
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Re: Make fun of gophers thread
« Reply #12 on: August 04, 2019, 08:08:23 PM »
Quote from: Minister of silly walks on July 28, 2019, 08:12:02 PM
Gophers are so stinky

I don't stink half as bad as whatever's going on in your backyard.  :hahaha:  Your yard sticks so bad your dog comes over to my yard to crap. Would you ask him to stop doing that?  :orly:
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Re: Make fun of gophers thread
« Reply #13 on: August 04, 2019, 11:10:51 PM »
That's probably because I turn the hose on my dog (Old Gopher Breath) when he craps in my yard. Seems that the only thing more stinky than a gopher is a gopher that has been through a dog's digestive system.
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Re: Make fun of gophers thread
« Reply #14 on: August 05, 2019, 06:49:15 PM »
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