Can't Fix Stupid...

[odeon]

Unless there is a serious violation come to light, in which he will resign and have mike pence pardon him Trump will probably finish out his two years and hopefully doesnt get re-elected. (if he does I have lost all faith in our country) I suspect he will be charged out of office and face the real possibility of jail time.

The good news is Mike pence or anyone who is president will not be able to pardon him for state crimes, and the SDNY has stuff on him, if not already.. he is Individual 1 so hes already implicated in a crime, and then we don't have what Robert Mueller has at this point.

Donald is eyeballs deep in shit. Only way at this point for him not to face justice is to get re-elected for another term

Oh yes. He knows he is going down. The question is only when.

And, I assume, he's bound to be wondering about the why. So many things to choose from.

[Icequeen]

Go to about 3:38

[Minister Of Silly Walks]

Go to about 3:38

I have no way of knowing whether all of that is true or not, the guy could have made it all up of course. But it sure as heck sounds like the truth and I feel a bit guilty for finding it amusing.

[Jesse]

Oh yes. He knows he is going down. The question is only when.

Indeed. Today's news is that Paul Manafort was in talks with Donny while in prison on how to discredit the FBI, Mueller and the investigation.


I mean you just can not make this stuff up. Ol Donald is in some serious shit, 

[odeon]

If anyone had suggested something like this in a Hollywood spec script four years ago, the producers would have thrown it out laughing. Get real, man, you need to have some sort of base in reality in a script!

It's great entertainment value, though. Who needs sitcoms when there is Trump and Theresa May's sinking Brexit deal.

[Lestat]

Someone needs to drag this tosser out of office, strap him to a chair, before using a dremel saw to carefully cut off the top of his skull.

Then reach in there with a pair of gloved hands, carefully separate the hemispheres of his brain, before defaecating in between them. Then on with the top of his skull, a bit of epoxy resin, and leave him. To slowly degenerate ever more severely, inexorably, until he is rolling around on the floor, twitching, screaming, vomiting, shitting and pissing all over himself, convulsing while his brain liquefies into a necrotic, atrophied slurry.

[DirtDawg]

I have huge problem with "carefully cut."

[Lestat]

Why? Would need to be, before adding the filling, be it a turd, caustic soda, flesh eating ants....so it can be glued or screwed back into place, to prevent him committing suicide by flicking his head forwards and throwing his brain out of it's place.

I wouldn't want it to end too quickly for him.

[DirtDawg]

If anyone had suggested something like this in a Hollywood spec script four years ago, the producers would have thrown it out laughing. Get real, man, you need to have some sort of base in reality in a script!

It's great entertainment value, though. Who needs sitcoms when there is Trump and Theresa May's sinking Brexit deal.

The biggest problem I see is that we do not yet have a nickname for this guy.

We have had Tricky Dick, Slick Willie, The Gipper or The Teflon President, Papa Bush, Dubya, 45, the 45 (is that calling for an assassination again?). Even going back a bit "Teddy"  and they invented a fucking bear toy to signify this.

We really need to have an all encompassing nickname. Orange boy does not call it all out. We need a final name.

Then we can begin.


Do Brits nickname their political idiots?

[Calandale]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacobite_rising_of_1745

[DirtDawg]

Why? Would need to be, before adding the filling, be it a turd, caustic soda, flesh eating ants....so it can be glued or screwed back into place, to prevent him committing suicide by flicking his head forwards and throwing his brain out of it's place.

I wouldn't want it to end too quickly for him.

It is simple mechanics. If you are doing what you plan, there is no need to be careful when sawing through a skull.

[Minister Of Silly Walks]

I've heard "Cheeto In Chief" a few times. I like that.

[DirtDawg]

I've heard "Cheeto In Chief" a few times. I like that.

I have heard versions of such on line, mainly from Calandale, here.

I think it is funny, but I also think we can do better.

[Jack]

If anyone had suggested something like this in a Hollywood spec script four years ago, the producers would have thrown it out laughing. Get real, man, you need to have some sort of base in reality in a script!

It's great entertainment value, though. Who needs sitcoms when there is Trump and Theresa May's sinking Brexit deal.

The biggest problem I see is that we do not yet have a nickname for this guy.

We have had Tricky Dick, Slick Willie, The Gipper or The Teflon President, Papa Bush, Dubya, 45, the 45 (is that calling for an assassination again?). Even going back a bit "Teddy"  and they invented a fucking bear toy to signify this.

We really need to have an all encompassing nickname. Orange boy does not call it all out. We need a final name.

Then we can begin.


Do Brits nickname their political idiots?

Thing is he already has a nickname, The Donald. Have trouble seeing anything else really sticking like that on a large scale. He's The Donald and that probably wont change. Though here's a huge list of choices. https://www.findnicknames.com/nicknames-for-donald-trump/

[Calandale]

I've heard "Cheeto In Chief" a few times. I like that.

I have heard versions of such on line, mainly from Calandale, here.

I think it is funny, but I also think we can do better.

Nope. It's the best. Mainly because of how it abbreviates.

And it needs to catch on.


I only think the PC crowd is worried about how other cheeto-americans might feel.