I couldn't agree more DFG.
The problem with voting, is that no matter who you vote for, the politicians always get in.
When what both the UK and the US need, is an autocratic, autistic, leader. Someone logical, with an actual brain connected to their spinal cord, and who do not think either with their spinal column alone, or it, combined with whatever manner of genitalia they were born with.
Although not to say non-functional. Although compared to trump, my genitalia could most certainly do a better job of ruling the country unassisted, save by my massive cock, with which to piss all over trump, on his way to being deported. Deported where?
Wherever the worst pack of bastards of an enemy nation happens to be at the time, because nobody else could possibly deserve HIM. Well, not counting rapists, shaggers of toddlers, and the kind of redneck hick pervert who is equally satisfied with his fingers up his sister, or one of his cattle, sheep, pigs or his knob up the tailpipe of the car. But one can't actually declare WAR against 'the paedophiles' 'the rapists' 'the rednecks'
At least not in a sense that you send the army in and you start calling in air-strikes.
Could always leave some land mines around dark alleys behind dive bars, and around the swings on kiddie's playparks, but they don't really have enough of a permanent territory to install Trump as a governor.
Well, he might manage it if he were installed as a puppet figurehead in charge of the dumpster out back of a dive bar. Collecting taxes in the form of dropped loose change by drunken patrons and strippers buggering off home after a night's work pole dancing and whoring.
It'd suit him just fine.
Or better yet, just install him on one of the antipersonnel mines :autism:t
RIGHT on top. So on top that it proceeds to blow his arse through the top of his head and leave him looking as though he hung himself, with his intestines wrapped round the short, fat stubby orange thing that pokes out the bottom of the bloated, rancid, shit-filled teratoma mounted atop his shoulders.
Aside from (possibly) welfare-sucking (not counting from people who truly need it) then jack just described Trump pretty well .
Even if you did forget 'a humongous pus-bloated scrotal cancer with stubby, fat, liver-failure-orange arms and legs sticking out of the upper and lower ends respectively.
I'd call him a cunt. But unfortunately he is utterly lacking in either the warmth, the depth, or the conceivable use to the human species.
And with all the charm,charisma and sex appeal; of a raging child molester in a paediatric oncology ward. If it had walls painted exclusively with modern art rendered in dog muck.
A fulminant, demagogic compulsive masturbator, with the morals of a knifepoint rapist who preys on pensioners, the standards of a crack whore with end-stage gonorrhea caught through acts of beastiality, and the complexion of a coagulation of cholera-afflicted human droppings, more or less evaporated down to a thick pasty consistency, then splattered all over a victim of end-stage liver failure who previously, counted Proteus syndrome as his primary non-faggotry-related ailment.