A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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The umbrellas they make nowadays are shit.
I gave up on umbrellas. My last one turned inside out, I got angry and flung it...and the handle came off...the rest blew off into the distance...one umbrella, last seen heading south
Quote from: Graelwyn on January 19, 2007, 07:47:10 PMI gave up on umbrellas. My last one turned inside out, I got angry and flung it...and the handle came off...the rest blew off into the distance...one umbrella, last seen heading south mary poppins you are not!
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?