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Re: My awesome kickass news...
« Reply #15 on: September 05, 2016, 07:26:15 PM »

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Re: My awesome kickass news...
« Reply #16 on: September 15, 2016, 07:16:39 PM »
where in california?

San Fransisco.

How did you like San Fran??
...dude, did you necromance this thread because I posted something about my bras and you remembered that the text you're reading was generated by a real human woman with two of her very own boobs?  Or was the timing coincidental on that one?  :P
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Re: My awesome kickass news...
« Reply #17 on: September 15, 2016, 07:20:02 PM »
Wait a minute...WHAT? :GA:
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Re: My awesome kickass news...
« Reply #18 on: September 15, 2016, 07:21:47 PM »
where in california?

San Fransisco.

How did you like San Fran??
...dude, did you necromance this thread because I posted something about my bras and you remembered that the text you're reading was generated by a real human woman with two of her very own boobs?  Or was the timing coincidental on that one?  :P

Look at the posting dates. I came across this thread 10 days ago.

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Re: My awesome kickass news...
« Reply #19 on: September 15, 2016, 07:22:05 PM »
Wait a minute...WHAT? :GA:

You missed the hot steamy bra post, did you?  :hahaha:
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Re: My awesome kickass news...
« Reply #20 on: September 16, 2016, 01:21:25 AM »
Bra boob post I really, really do have NO clue what on earth your talking about.

So I'll say what I'd have relied anyway and was going to before I actually opened the thread.

Are you going to be alright doing the travelling? not got to walk far in an unfamiliar area I hope elle. That may throw some off.

How are you feeling about the whole thing generally speaking. Travel, presentation, material being presented?

All I can say is that I truly wish you nothing but the best, and I have a hunch that you will OWN the buggers in the audience! you'r a smart cookie elle, got a good mind it seems to me.  so I have every confidence your going to do well:)

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Re: My awesome kickass news...
« Reply #21 on: September 16, 2016, 02:20:41 AM »
Lestat, you ought to look at the date of the original post.
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Re: My awesome kickass news...
« Reply #22 on: September 16, 2016, 04:12:42 AM »
Oh I onl noticed it in 'new post notifications' and went right to the end of it and scrolled up through the last few posts.

Plus I'm in agony right now, I've badly hurt my foot, don't know how, but I can't even unstraighten my leg now. Last night I could walk just about on crutches, but now I'm stuck in my kecks and a dressing gown, cushions and quilt on the sofa to support the leg and neither my pain meds nor what I have been able to throw at it from my own arsenal of personal work projects has had the slightest effect, I can only PISS for fucks sake, lying flat and aiming into a bottle.

So I was neither perving on elle (sorry elle) taking much note of the timestamps. All I'm doing now is restricted to drinking as little as possible so I need piss as little as can be, playing videogames, and waiting for the dr to do a second home visit.
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Re: My awesome kickass news...
« Reply #23 on: September 16, 2016, 05:30:08 AM »
where in california?

San Fransisco.

How did you like San Fran??
...dude, did you necromance this thread because I posted something about my bras and you remembered that the text you're reading was generated by a real human woman with two of her very own boobs?  Or was the timing coincidental on that one?  :P

Look at the posting dates. I came across this thread 10 days ago.
Sorry, my bad.  Just saw the timestamps.

But what DID prompt you to resurrect this thread, then?  Because the last post was 9 years ago.  That legitly was all I could figure had done it.  O_o
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Re: My awesome kickass news...
« Reply #24 on: September 16, 2016, 05:44:52 AM »
Off topic I know, but since the thread is long, long dead, I thought I'd let you guys know I've now got some antibiotics from the surgery,  and they are sending me some strong painkillers. What kind, I don't know but I really care very little just as long as its something safe for me to take. Because my foot has partially turned purple and my god does it ever hurt like all hell.
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Re: My awesome kickass news...
« Reply #25 on: September 16, 2016, 10:08:32 AM »
How did you like San Fran??
...dude, did you necromance this thread because I posted something about my bras and you remembered that the text you're reading was generated by a real human woman with two of her very own boobs?  Or was the timing coincidental on that one?  :P

Look at the posting dates. I came across this thread 10 days ago.
Sorry, my bad.  Just saw the timestamps.

But what DID prompt you to resurrect this thread, then?  Because the last post was 9 years ago.

The same way I bump most threads. I go to "Who's Online" and I see what threads the bots are looking at. A bot was looking at this one so I thought I'd ask how you liked San Fran.

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That legitly was all I could figure had done it.  O_o

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Re: My awesome kickass news...
« Reply #26 on: September 16, 2016, 06:50:24 PM »
How did you like San Fran??
...dude, did you necromance this thread because I posted something about my bras and you remembered that the text you're reading was generated by a real human woman with two of her very own boobs?  Or was the timing coincidental on that one?  :P

Look at the posting dates. I came across this thread 10 days ago.
Sorry, my bad.  Just saw the timestamps.

But what DID prompt you to resurrect this thread, then?  Because the last post was 9 years ago.

The same way I bump most threads. I go to "Who's Online" and I see what threads the bots are looking at. A bot was looking at this one so I thought I'd ask how you liked San Fran.
Ohhhhhhhhhhh.   :autism:
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: My awesome kickass news...
« Reply #27 on: September 16, 2016, 06:55:27 PM »
Well, how did you like San Fran??

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Re: My awesome kickass news...
« Reply #28 on: September 16, 2016, 10:17:26 PM »
Urrgh fucking shitbox! I am stuck pretty much immobile on the soda, can't get anything to eat for myself, got candy thank fuck (mmmmmgghrrnnngghhkrrkghhkh liquorice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* although I have a bottle of coke beside me and when my old man wakes I will have him fetch me the 6-7 bottles of Beck's and a few stella. Bottled, OF COURSE! :P

But worse (although it was dying anyway) now my e-fag battery, the second tonight has died on me. One was simply on its way to giving up the ghost anyway,   but the other broke due to the awkward way I have to heave myself about, elephant-seal-fashion if I want to move at all.  Or rather, if I HAVE to move. Because I sure as fuck do not want to. Its bad enough having to use one of my old empty 5 liter methanol jugs when I want to so much as have a piss.

Believe you bloody well me, am I EVER glad that opiates cause inhibition of intestinal peristalsis. I.e I'm likely as not, not going to need to drop a MLA for at least a week. Probably a week and a half.
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Re: My awesome kickass news...
« Reply #29 on: September 20, 2016, 05:47:31 AM »
...apparently more than Lestat did.   :laugh:
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.