'So I grabbed em like this.... and that's when she kneed me in the bollocks'
Oh, are we being literal? Cool. How about this one, then:
OK, GA, I'VE had Enough of Your Autistic BULLSHIT!! I'm taking a picture this time so you will BELIEVE ME!!! When you get your head on straight, we will talk. In the mean time ... FUCK, the fuck, OFF!!
(that's supposed to be a little funny, and aimed at anyone who has been in denial of their spectrumism, OK?)
P.S.
Sorry about the foreshortened pinky, on your left hand, GA. It only serves to make you look like that much more of an animal, and that was not what I was going for when I took the picture.