The Blame Game

[Gopher Gary]

This is the thread to post all the blames. 


Years ago, I used to blame Semicolon for everything, but since he left I had to find new stuff to blame.

I've been running out of stuff to blame, but if my new best buddy Reggie sticks around, I might start blaming stuff on him. 

I may come back later and edit if I come up with some new ones. 

[Gopher Gary]

The I2 history of Gopher blame. 

I blame my frippery on neuromarketing. 

I blame my strong character on chemtrails. 

I blame poor white trash on the public education system.

I blame my toxicity levels on single use plastics.

I blame my philately on Bill Clinton. 

I blame my smart shaped void on 5G towers.

I blame my thin skin on disinfectant wipes.

I blame my rudeness on the messenger. 

I blame MOSW. Seriously, that guy's a problem. 

I blame Jack

I blame the laborers who sold their soul for a job. 

I blame the intellectuals for creating an establishment that allows for it. 

I blame the elderly.

I blame my platitudes on great minds who think alike.

I blame the n00b. 

I blame Al's dyslexia.

I blame my word salads on cloud seeding. 

I blame my doomsday cult on the reptilian elite.

I blame my half a brain on misbegotten youth. 

I blame GMOs for my inflated sense of self.

This week I blame impending doom of Christmas.

I blame my insecurities on closed circuit video surveillance.

I blame my hypocrisy on binge drinking.

I blame my testosterone levels on the beef and dairy industry.

I blame my intellectual dishonesty on Russian hackers.

I blame my loss of innocence on peer pressure.

I blame my need for attention on cultural Marxism. 

I blame my misfires on HAARP mind control frequencies. 

I blame my passive aggression on *somebody*   

I blame my anti-social behavior on fluoridated water. 

I blame my gut bacteria on morning talk radio.

I blame people who don't post. 

I blame my brain damage on GMOs. 

I blame my intolerance on autocorrect.

I blame my misogyny on global warming.

YEAH, LET'S BLAME PAPPY.

I blame my nationalism on my patriotism.

I blame the poor people

I totally blame testosterone

Let's blame it on Al.

I blame Pappy for distracting me.

I blame Semicolon.

I blame my misogyny on stupid whores.

I blame lots of stuff on coffee, so that works for me.

I already do blame Semicolon for everything, because everything is his fault.

I blame my banality on Semicolon.

Now don't try to blame your feet on my feet. 

If it does then it's SG's fault. And Semicolon. I'll blame Semicolon too.

I blame Semicolon for my hostility towards Benji.

But everything I do is your fault.

Can I blame you when it turns to shit? 

I blame my nationalism on Semicolon.

It doesn't matter because it's all your fault.

Don't try to blame it on me.

[DirtDawg]

You missed a spot.

[FourAceDeal]

You missed a spot.

I blame his parents.

[Lord of the Ales]

I blame Bill Gates.

[Gopher Gary]

You missed a spot.

Possibly. I've been doing it for a long time, so the search might not have found them all. I swear I once blamed something on predictive programming.   

I blame his parents.

Don't you be talking about my momma. 

I blame Bill Gates.

 

[Yuri Bezmenov]

The I2 history of Gopher blame. 

YEAH, LET'S BLAME PAPPY.

I blame Pappy for distracting me.

I got blamed twice!!!   

[SBI_Patience]

I blame our government for making us beyond teh stoopid. 

[Genesis]

I blame the Leprechaun who keeps stealing my socks!!! Damn you!

[FourAceDeal]

Don't you be talking about my momma. 

Sorry.  Bill Gates put mercury in my fillings.

[Yuri Bezmenov]

I blame 4AD for being an effeminate bitch boi!   

[FourAceDeal]

I blame 4AD for being an effeminate bitch boi!   

You're just fantasizing on being the giver and not the receiver.  We both know that ain't true.