'theresa maynus'-theresa may. The crazy jackbooted bitch we currently have the misfortune to have as our PM. And who is, in fact, a gigantic anus, would have to be that full of shit.
And she really is a turd. Ban-happy in a disgusting and majorly oppressive way. Also completely insane. Ostensibly to make people smoke less, under the present govt. smaller packs of rolling tobacco, along with 10-decks of readymade fags, have now been banned, and the minimum size of tobacco packs one can now buy has shot up from around 12.5g to over an ounce. To make people smoke LESS? thats like saying to cut down on episodic violence, round everybody up and stab them in one go.
Also responsible for the revolting psychoactive substances bill, a 'law' which I quite simply cannot bring myself to do anything but spit upon in contempt, basically bans anything and EVERYTHING mind altering which is not either nicotine, alcohol (two of THE most harmful of all drugs IMO, well not nicotine so much, as tobacco) and certainly two of the most addictive, and in the case of EtOH, the physical addiction being highly dangerous to the extent of being potentially lethal in physical withdrawal; and caffeine. Without regards to the nature or properties of the substance. Even ones not actually invented yet, are illegal, a blanket ban, on everything bar caffeine, nicotine and alcohol. In theory, that would make carbon dioxide (which, in a mixture with oxygen and inhaled, under the name 'carbogen' possesses psychotropic properties, albeit not ones which sound at all pleasant) illegal. The same gas every human cannot avoid possessing, given we must breathe in oxygen and exhale CO2. Same goes for nitrous oxide, aside from the 'whippits' used for pressurizing whipped cream dispensers, and which, too is present in our bodies as a neurotransmitter. As is GHB, and DMT (dimethyltryptamine), both of them neurotransmitters, which means that our brains are illegal to possess, and so would be the eating of human braiiinnssssssssssssssessssss..ahem..I mean....sorry..somebody's cat walked over my keyboard while I wrote that. Anyone have a cat I can borrow for about 10 minutes? how about that adorable wee black kitten with the cute big vulcan ears? if I could just borrow that moggy for a moment so I can claim he walked over my keyboard then spend the remainder of the ten minutes scratching behind those adorable ears.