Elon Musk has a tiny penis.

[Arya Quinn]

Exactly. And people think it's just a massive publicity stunt.

Launching something into space is a good way of getting rid of the evidence. 

[odeon]

Exactly. And people think it's just a massive publicity stunt.

Launching something into space is a good way of getting rid of the evidence. 

NASA - hiding evidence since 1958.

[Arya Quinn]

Exactly. And people think it's just a massive publicity stunt.

Launching something into space is a good way of getting rid of the evidence. 

NASA - hiding evidence since 1958.

God knows what they've thrown up there. 

[Lestat]

Quite a lot of 'space junk' up there now from what I gather, in varying degrees of orbital decay for at least a proportion.

Isn't that just bloody usual of neurotypical humans. When they got bored with shitting their underwear, they went and shat over other countries after their own and finally went and started shitting on our cosmic doorstep and smearing graffiti in their own shit saying 'yuuminz woz ere space niggerz so suk itt green boyes' in orbit.

As if to pinpoint OUR planet with the word 'wanker' and draw a bloody bullseye for any passing intelligent ETs to take their UFOs elsewhere, because the NT governments would be likely to if not outright murder the pilots then at least kidnap them and anal probe them rather than having the thoughtfulness to attempt to say 'hello'

[odeon]

I suspect spazzes are common at NASA.

[Lestat]

You don't say 

I suspect one might actually be hard pushed to even FIND a NT, anywhere outside of management. But if you just look at the people that do the work, and come up with the missions, technology development...that's going to be somewhere that it's hard to find someone that ain't a spazz.

Must be a rather flappy place, NASA R&D.

[odeon]

Nah, not THAT common.