What, be open and genuine? Fuck that. You dickheads are only interested in one thing and that's beating the shit out of me. If it was up to me, I'd go fucking postal on your arse. But it's the internet and there are no gunz where I am. So...
Unless you have anything else to offer, you have to choose whether to heal me or kill me. And so far, I'm inclined to do the latter.