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I'm guilty of sexual harassment.
« on: January 18, 2018, 01:20:49 PM »
Because I have a :dick:

Everyone with a :penis: is guilty of sexual harassment today.

If you have a willie, admit your guilt in this thread.

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Re: I'm guilty of sexual harassment.
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2018, 02:57:56 PM »
No willie.. but I am guilty.  :P

I have grabbed asses in crowded bars that weren't mine before and disappeared like a ghost into the crowd many times.

I always targeted the guys that I would see relentlessly harassing the other women. The reaction was always priceless. 

I was one of the quiet ones...never even a suspect.  >:D


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Re: I'm guilty of sexual harassment.
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2018, 04:38:05 PM »
I got accused once - for making sheep jokes.

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Re: I'm guilty of sexual harassment.
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2018, 07:29:30 PM »
Yeah, I admit it.  I'm guilty of hitting on a guy or two before PA.
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Re: I'm guilty of sexual harassment.
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2018, 09:19:31 PM »
I got accused once - for making sheep jokes.

Like "what's a sheep like you doing in a paddock like this?" sort of jokes?
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Re: I'm guilty of sexual harassment.
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2018, 12:27:21 AM »
I got accused once - for making sheep jokes.

Like "what's a sheep like you doing in a paddock like this?" sort of jokes?


No. Not hitting on the humans at all. I don't do that.


Just a bunch of innuendo suggesting that dirty deeds are done with sheep.
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Re: I'm guilty of sexual harassment.
« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2018, 06:28:59 AM »
Because I have a :dick:

Everyone with a :penis: is guilty of sexual harassment today.

If you have a willie, admit your guilt in this thread.

#metoo
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