Isn't Cruise that scientologist prick-gargling gutterswine that named one of his offspring, or at least allowed such naming to take place, after an apple?
He's a poison dwarf that needs a bucket full of rabid coconut robber crabs pouring down a pipe stuck up his ass. And a dick, too. He has all the redeeming features of a moldy orange filled with dog semen and called 'shirley'. Probably hasn't GOT a dick, at least not one anybody insane enough to try and look to discover without an electron microscope. But he sure as shit stinks IS one. Bloody pansy ass nancy boy scientologist jizz snorting monkey anal fuckist. If only the nurse present at his birth had pulled him out, tied off only the mother's end of the cord, then stuck the little Cruise's head under water until the bubbles stopped coming out of his mouth and started coming out of his ass instead. That nurse would be a world hero. Hell, possibly even a church saint by now if she died within the requisite time period to have passed before she could be canonized and made a saint. Like a lesser-scale jesus christ. Only with less of the faggotry and the Xenu alien overlords
Get a thesaurus, look up the word 'git' and I guarantee you will find amongst the definitions and synonyms 'tom 'whattawanker' cruise'
A shiteating, cum-gargling, urine-intravenously-injecting catastrophic mitotic failure who needs the words 'utter and irredeemable squirrelfucking cuntmonger and possible paedophile' tattooed on his forehead, in a little box of tattooed swastikas, then to be dropped off in whatever part of america has the densest black street thug gang population, with a ku klux klan hood over wherever his dick should have been, dropped off with a box of broken glass items, bricks, baseball bats, flammables, wasp nests in jars and cages full of half-starving rabid mink if ever I saw one.
Cruise's wrist is limper than a tomato plant in nutrient-less soil after a napalm strike. And so is whatever shriveled, atrophied, vestigial organ which in name only, passes for something he attempts to lead others to believe is his soul. Like an appendix with a 'complete fucking knobhead faggot' tattoo on it. Only less useful.
